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indie Haimawari Koichi from BNHA ILLEGALS written by birdy sideblog to iimperium  

[illegalgoodguy]

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     “Well jeez, no need to act like I’m about to whip out some handcuffs. I don’t have the legal authority to arrest people.” He decides not to point out that he is allowed to detain people until the police arrive. That won’t help. For whatever reason he’s scaring the shit out of this vaguely familiar kid.

Shouta squints, internally cursing the deterioration of his eyesight after recent events. Without a good ability to make out the details of this guy’s face, it’ll be kind of hard to place him. He sighs, absentmindedly pulling at a lock of his own hair.

     Instead, he tries to look nonchalant. “I’ll take your word for that. I don’t know too many people, though, so I don’t know who I’d be mixing you up with.” Knowing the guy’s name wouldn’t help, of course, though he doesn’t know that at all. He tilts his head slightly, mind running through the various options, trying to imagine this friendly-faced young man in some dark clothes, ducked into a shady alleyway, hood pulled up…

Hood pulled up. That’s it.

     “You were involved in all that business with Trigger, weren’t you? You and that nutjob Quirkless old guy.”

Very smooth. So surreptitious. Truly, a master of investigation.

     Well shit- 

                                                                                          -B-5, you sunk my battleship- 

     -but it wasn’t a complete accusation just yet. There was still room for some inconclusiveness- still some room for some super secret-identity cover-up. What kind of a vigilante would he be if he couldn’t protect the Crawler’s identity, after all! 

                                    ( well, actually, he wasn’t doing such a great job at that, but he hadn’t really been caught yet ) 

                                                                  ................................................. ( YET ) 

     “Wh-what, you mean those Naruhata vigilantes?” A laugh that was perhaps a little bit too forced all but burst past his lips, loud and unnatural sounding in the otherwise empty convenience store. It was such a weirdly quiet shift, and Koichi honestly wasn’t sure whether he appreciated the privacy or not. “You think I’m the Crawler? Man, I wish! That guy’s awesome! Going around and doing cool-guy things like cleaning up litter and giving people directions- he’s the kinda guy we all aspire to be like!” 

[illegalgoodguy]

     hey so i made an ABOUT page finally 

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[illegalgoodguy]

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     It’s his day off, a rare treasure since he started teaching, and that means he finally has some goddamn time to get some things done. He’s running out of cat food for the strays around campus, and food for himself, and if he doesn’t offer some solid proof that he’s left his home for non-work related reasons he’s pretty sure that Hizashi and Nemuri will have a fit.

Nothing can ever be so simple, though.

     “… no,” he mumbles, shoving his hands into his pockets as his eyes flick over the cashier’s face. Something feels familiar- the face, the voice, the demeanor… “I’ve seen you before, right?” He should really probably pay more attention to names and faces.

     Though he’d half been expecting ( fearing ) it, the youth’s shoulders still jumped with guilty apprehension at the pro hero’s words. Stupid! He shouldn’t have said anything at all! He should have just rung the guy up, bid him a nice day in his soulless customer service voice, and slugged on through the remaining hours of his shift like the perfectly normal, non-vigilante-by-night civilian he was trying to pass as! Now he’d gone and instigated a conversation! 

     The smile that he forced onto his face felt fake at best, outright unnerving at worst, and he briefly wondered whether it would be considered suspicious were he to run off for a bathroom break in the middle of serving a customer. 

                                                                                                        Probably.

     It would also no doubt lose him his job. His long, tiring, bring-me-death, soul-crushingly necessary job. 

     The scanner beeped as he swiped another can of cat food over it. He didn’t have a cat.....? 

     “Uh, no, that’s just- uh, my face! Got one of those real plain faces, y’know? Get asked that all the time!”

[illegalgoodguy]

     || god look at this angel. what a dork. 10/10 

[illegalgoodguy]

     || hey hey ! this blog is finally getting set up ( tonight ) so like / reblog this for a starter from your FAVOURITE NEIGHBOURHOOD VIGILANTE to get the ball rolling ?? 

[illegalgoodguy]

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     “So do you have.....a cat?” It probably would have been a weirder question had Haimawari Koichi, resident cashier on hand at this crappy little store at this crappy hour of the day, not currently been ringing up a cat magazine, but- no, wait, scratch that, it was a weird question anyway. Why’d he say such a weird thing?? Oh, right, because the pro hero that Master had had a beatdown with in the streets had just walked into the shop he was working at for his groceries and he was doing his best- hunched shoulders and downcast expression and all- to not be recognized by him! The last thing he needed right now was to get his pay cut again for inadvertently causing a situation. 

[illegalgoodguy]

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     “Oh, senpai!” His hand paused in its motion, the rice he’d been stirring in the small pot continuing to bubble lightly on the burner as the youth’s attention wandered. He hadn’t heard Makoto at his front door until it had opened ( honestly, had someone just gone and made a spare key from his spare key?? sure, his ‘apartment’ wasn’t exactly a thief’s first pick, but he was sure he hadn’t unlocked the door yet today ) but he was far from displeased by the sudden gracing of her presence. “Pop’s not here right now. She’s studying with a friend for some test or something.”

[illegalgoodguy]

[illegalgoodguy]

     || hey hey ! this blog is finally getting set up ( tonight ) so like / reblog this for a starter from your FAVOURITE NEIGHBOURHOOD VIGILANTE to get the ball rolling ?? 

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Finished!

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Please read Illegals

[illegalgoodguy]

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     dash only until i get my butt in gear ( and make more than three icons ) ! sideblog to iimperium, so follow backs will be from there ! 

[mortifry]

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[illegalgoodguy]

Rules

Hello! My name is Birdy and I’d like to thank you for taking the time to read my rules!

▲  I am tracking the tag ILLEGALGOODGUY, so if you have anything you want me to see, @me or chuck it in the tag!

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▲ As Koichi is of age, there might be sexual NSFW content on this blog

▲ In the event that I do write anything NSFW, it will be tagged as such

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