Oh Honey!

[petalsfordany]

Parachute

dir. Britney Snow

starring Courtney Eaton and Thomas Mann

[abiding-in-peace]

[hikingnotes]

We had a lot of rain this winter, more than what we’re used to. It brought water back to our waterfalls and flowers back to our hills. Southern California is covered in wildflowers. (taniainnature)

[inahiddenplace]

i like to pretend i don’t give a fuck but honestly i don’t think i’ve ever not given a fuck in my whole life

[memeculture69]

[refiningfire]

do u feel me?

[healingsuggestions]

you should not have to rip yourself into pieces to keep others whole

[dankmemeuniversity]

[catchymemes]

Welcome to Japan

Where cars are parked orderly and in reverse

Where fruits can be cubes

Where people keep left

And lamps have different brightness for double beds

People queue up in lines

Applies to stickers too

Where what you get is the same as the poster

you get waved goodbye..?

Relieving both mind and body

Yup.

Smooth train operator

No embarrassing knocking or barging into rooms to check out if they are occupied

When you need an extra hand

For the selfiestas

Brolly holders

Because normal manhole covers are too mainstream

Think diagonal

And anytime u need to soak your feet

Where you raise responsible adults, not brats

And luggage is organised in color codes

When you need help after the condom broke

Instant sanitary gratification

Why they are so welcome at football matches

Where water is that clean in the drains

Nuff said

Source: imgur.com

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

“When it hurts - observe. Life is trying to teach you something.”

— Anita Krizzan

[rainbow-road-to-happiness]

This urn will turn you into a tree after you die.

[anancientheart]

You can choose what kind of tree you want to become.

Imagine cemeteries looking like this:

Life after death.

[thottieauntie-deactivated201604]

This is how all cemeteries should look. It’s awkward hugging a gravestone. Imagine hugging your grandma/tree. 

[bearluvah]

I want to be a willow tree.

[minus-the-negative]

Youre bloomin.

minusthenegative.com

[cheptengen]

[purplebuddhaproject]

“Pain or love or danger makes you real again…”

— Jack Kerouac (via purplebuddhaquotes)

[neverthere12345]

[greelin]

here’s a concept: me, riding your ceiling fan like a gargoyle. you, smacking me with a broom. both of us are yelling

[9gag]

[note-inthepages-deactivated2014]

Accurate post is accurate.

[datrump-deactivated20170405]

Reminds me of the time a lady told me whip doesn’t melt. Or a guy yelled at me for not understanding him/hearing him because he kept talking on the phone

[thegirlinthesea-deactivated2015]

Lame

[yeahmicah]

For those in retail.

[tamtoee]

I worked in a Lil Caesars and a woman came in and wanted a sausage pizza with no sausage, but got mad when she was given a cheese pizza.

[mulderhatesqueequeg-deactivated]

So when I worked at fitting room in Old Navy, a woman told me that a medium top was too small, and that the large top was too large. So she asked me to find her an “x-medium”. Old Navy carries x-small, small, medium, large, x-large, 1x, 2x and 3x. There is no “x-medium”. But she insisted, so I went and found her an “x-medium” (which was just a medium in a different color but the same top, same make, same EVERYTHING) and she goes very happily, “THIS! THIS FITS ME PERFECTLY! THANK YOU SO MUCH! See, you can do anything you can set your mind to!”

[winmu]

I’m a waitress at a big fancy resort, and once a woman asked me for a diet water and when I told her there was no such thing she demanded to see my manager (who then also promptly told her there was no such thing and brought her regular water). Another occasion of stupidity occurred when a woman had been brought a steak cooked too much for her liking. I offered to take it back and bring her out a new one, cooked a little less, and she said “NO this one’s fine I just want you to cook THIS one a little less.” I then had to get the chef and have him explain why you can’t UNCOOK a steak.

[novitasnovus-deactivated2014030]

When I was working at dunkin donuts there was this woman in the drive-thru who asked for a lightly toasted croissant and then started complaining that the croissant was warm. And wanted her money back, so she gave me the croissant back and I gave her the money and then she tells me “now i want my new croissant” she wanted a new one for free and as she was screaming at me this guy in a biker gang covered in tattoos leans over the counter in the store and yells “ma’am let me just tell you what we’re all thinking. fuck off, you stupid cunt.” I couldn’t stop laughing and she drove away in anger.

[mysteampunkheart]

Most of the people like in the stories above know that they’re being totally irrational, but also know that if they complain enough they’ll most likely get something free or discounted. So really most of the the nonsensical fucks are actually just cheap fucks with no shame or respect for people.

[failedhellos-blog]

That last bit of commentary though.

[defydamage]

You’d think that but I had once had to explain to a woman that I couldn’t “cut her hair longer.” Some people are actually just stupid.