Monsieur La Maire...

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[illegallyjeanvaljean]

hi!! sorry for the inactivity i’ve actually been shackeled!

[langernameohnebedeutung]

I know nothing about modern adaptations of Les Mis but Jean Valjean would totally give 5 star reviews on anything no matter how bad 

“This hotel? 5 stars the bugs were very mild-tempered and hardly bit me. Breakfast was great, nice staff!”

“My uber driver tried to rob me but he still drove me home when I gave him all my money and isn’t that what uber is all about? Tom if you’re reading this, the picture of my daughter that was in that wallet. could I get it back?”

“Inspector Javert works hard and is very reliable, good memory, principled, sharp dresser-  would run from again.”

[nettlehearting]

Ok but young (or older haha I wouldn’t dismiss him doing it when he’s older) JVJ au where he is parkourer/freerunner

[hellenhighwater]

thank god for canon, right? 

I love the idea of super-stocky  young JVJ running from Javert and pingponging up alley walls and all of a sudden he’s just on the roof. What’s Javert supposed to do now? Levitate?? He is the law but the law can’t fucking fly.

Equally hilarious (and canon-true) is much older JVJ, with white hair and a tiny little girl clinging to him, who just ascends sheer wall faces that don’t even look like they have handholds. 

[hellenhighwater]

I replied a bunch of times to this post to keep myself from repeatedly reblogging it, so here…

Exasperated Javert takes up parkour because he’s sick of getting left on the pavement, which is why he’s the only cop able to go undercover with les amis, who are using their skills to get places they shouldn’t and Do Social Justice. (Side effect: every once in a while, just to fuck with a new recruit, Javert just…does a standing backflip. He worked hard enough to learn how to do it, he’s absolutely going to use it to screw with his idiot coworkers. He only does it when a single person is looking so no one will ever believe them.)

Javert only gets good enough at parkour to try and keep up with JVJ at about the same time he finally gives up on catching him. He does a lot of complaining (to JVJ) about how much work he did, now WASTED. It literally never occurs to Javert that it is supposed to be fun. (JVJ has to show him how that works, in the form of rooftop chases: for fun this time!)

There’s a tiny Cosette in the corner there, doing stretches/acro-yoga with her dad.

[nettlehearting]

ASSDFGHKHKLJH

[daethnotes]

cause every inch of you is perfect from the

to the

[legallyjavert]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

The one where Rivette stops Javerts suicide and they solve crimes and go on dates, heavily inspired by @wszystko-czerwone post! Probably the most indulgent fix-it fic I’ll ever write!

[cosette-defence-squad]

au in which les mis never ends as valjean keeps asking for one more favour from javert

[allerod]

please tell me someone is already writing a fic where rivette talks javerts out of the suicide, and they live happily ever after and solve crimes together and go on dates

[legallyjavert]

Okay I haven’t been all that down for the bbc Javert, but holy heck David Oyelowo’s acting in this episode was amazing!

[illegallyjeanvaljean]

best bit of the new adaption is this axe wielding icon on screen for less than a second… dare I say it…. new lesbian poet?

[illegallyjeanvaljean]

This was all I could think of when I saw this little hat ensemble sorry true genius can’t always be explained

[legallyjavert]

Valjean: Why are you looking at me through a fork?

Javert: I’m pretending that you’re in jail

Valjean: Why?

Javert: It’s spiritually healing

[illegallyjeanvaljean]

Javert: you assumed a new identity and became the mayor of a small French town?

Jean val Jean: what, like it’s hard? 💅

[goldrushmp3]

[ivyrobinson]

the Real question: which les mis character do you project onto

[illegallyjeanvaljean]

Javert: monsieur la maire you’ll wear a different chain 😉💕

[wafflesandsyrup]

rise and grind kings lets get this head

[paininmyassachusetts]

me before starting my day as a guillotine operator

[baking-accident]

sick of everyone acting like mayor madeleine is some kind of uwu woke bae. we LITERALLY have receipts on him stealing a loaf of bread in 1796 so uhhhh please think critically ://///