the stars

just trash

[lmbibitor]

In 2019 we become normies, no more kin this kin that, you’re all watching riverdale and supernatural

[heartsymbol]

[oysters-aint-for-me]

[valtsv]

just undiagnosed myself with stupid. i know everything now.

[luedoki-deactivated20191120]

whats the powerhouse of the cell

[valtsv]

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

hongry. sleepy. feral.

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

the sequel to eat, pray, love

[valtsv]

outfit idea: a tshirt that says “I CAN’T BE KILLED” across the chest paired with booty shorts that read “GOD WON’T LET ME DIE” across the ass

[skarchomp]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curse_and_mark_of_Cain

[valtsv]

me, an aristocratic lady in the 18th century, when all my hair falls out at the ripe old age of 21 because i color my skin chalk white with toxic lead paint every day: okay wig

[greenfinches]

trying to provoke an emotional reaction out of urself by watching sad movies when u’ve been numb and disconnected frm ur own body for days

[valtsv]

if ur a guy in middle earth you either construct intricate rituals, get pegged or die like those are the only options

[valtsv]

i rest my case

[valtsv]

[bitchycode]

Netflix and avoid people

[timelordthirteen]

Are you two seeing each other?

[aestheticacadema]

“r u taken?” yea taken for granted smh

[swifit]

— The Princess Diaries (2001)  dir. Garry Marshall. 

[gerardpilled]

If Venom came out 10 years ago my chemical romance would’ve been on the soundtrack send tweet

[kedreeva]

Soulmates are not your ~other half~, that’s just nonsense. You are a whole person already, not half a person. A soulmate isn’t even inherently romantic. A soulmate is just the other sock in a matched set. You’re still a whole, complete sock on your own, you are perfectly functional paired with any other sock, it’s just that it’s even better when you match. A soulmate is literally just the person who makes your soul go “!!! Same hat!!!” and wave excitedly.

[thegirlwiththepurpleguitar]

i love this

[lilbittydragon-deactivated20241]

this is literally the only interpretation of “soulmate” that I can tolerate or accept 

[dinneratgrannys]

[rupindork-deactivated20130712]

Did Jordin Sparks ever figure out how to breathe with no air

[florals780]

when was the last time u heard anything about jordin sparks. i rest my case

[floambones]

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

[saint--claire]

exCUSE ME.  DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE FACE OF A WOMAN WHO’S CONCERNED ABOUT BEING TOO OLD TO BE THE DANCING QUEEN??

Fuck your age, put on your high heeled boots and a pair of overalls and do Meryl Streep proud.

You are the dancing queen.

[kyraneko]

Hot take: Seventeen is the age at which you get crowned the Dancing Queen.

Being older than that isn’t years away from being the Dancing Queen, it’s how many years your reign has lasted.