Just some guy

High school | PNW | He/Him | I like minecraft I just reblog stuff I like or post what's on my mind I also post iFunny comments and Discord screenshotsQueued posts go up at 4pm as often as possible(I do not want to offend people but may accidentally do so... also DNI if you're here to argue or throw shit at me)

[sloppystyle]

[papasmoke]

Welcome to the no note rotating vape guys post

[illiterate-walnut]

where are the notes????? who took them>>?

[just-shower-thoughts]

If ant mans suit worked by reducing space between atoms, he wouldn’t be able to shrink down smaller than an atom.

[illiterate-walnut]

yeah because the quantum realm is just so shittily designed

[programmerhumour]

Slow down there, Satan

[illiterate-walnut]

This reminds me of that post where someone said you can Find+Replace every semicolon (U+003F) with a Greek question mark (U+003B). They both display as “;” and are even the same character in most U.S. encodings, but plain text/code API’s interpret them differently. This means the victim will have every line be an error and have no fucking clue why

[childrenofdune]

Here is Denis Villeneuve’s DUNE title. The minimalism.

[glumshoe]

DUNC

[teaboot]

D U N C

[the-marxist-mash]

D U N C

[illiterate-walnut]

D U N C

[everythingfox]

I thought this was an animatronic at first but apparently it’s real lol

[illiterate-walnut]

That’s a weird dog

[unclefather]

[tchaikovskaya]

jkasjdkasjksajfdasfdsafd goodbye

[tchaikovskaya]

“there are two types of americans:

1) i am from bumfuckville south pennsylbumfuckia, you of course know this great city

2) im not sure if you’ve heard of this place called miami?”

[illiterate-walnut]

I’m american and still feel this way about other americans lmao

[qmata]

[dlubes]

[alexyquest]

[portaltworemade-deactivated2021]

[squish-this]

[clover-chuu]

I wipe my ass and I slap my nuts

[illiterate-walnut]

Breathing in

The chemicals

[illiterate-walnut]

[70slesbian]

we need to stop doing litterary analysis....... like maybe kafka just litteraly turned into an insect who are we to tell him that he didnt

[misabelthemiserable]

i think that might be analysis i'm so sorry :(

[glintglimmergleam]

#you have done an interpretation fondest regrets

[illiterate-walnut]

same energy as the “hating philosophy is a philosophy” post

[illiterate-walnut]

[illiterate-walnut]

[illiterate-walnut]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Nobody gave us the source code for how our bodies work so we’ve basically spent centuries reverse engineering ourselves

[illiterate-walnut]

a sad ten seconds

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i’m job hunting so if u feel like contributing via ko-fi here’s the current reward goal

[supercalifragilisticosteoporosis]

Gaud I want you to greet me in my nightmares

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

that’s bc none of u fungus lumps have any preservation skills & u never have

[s0meth1ngswr0ng]

if you appear in my nightmares, then i can finally fulfill my fantasies of putting you into the worlds largest blender. 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

what the FUCK is w/ this website and turning my remains into foodstuff???

[teethkeeper]

You fucking ASKED US TO TURN YOU INTO SOUP

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

THAT SOUNDS FAMILIAR BUT I DENY IT UNTIL U CAN PROVIDE EVIDENCE

[teethkeeper]

[cryptid-lives-here]

Ope. Exposed

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

mother FUCKER i am going to solidify inside your nasal cavity

[neko-mancy]

Additionally:

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so yall just decided to turn this into a call out post huh

[illiterate-walnut]

If you can turn solid inside of their nasal cavity, that means you can turn solid on command. Therefore, a cup made from solid gaud full of liquid gaud is completely plausible and consumable

[hungwy]

do you live in the PNW? i always see you reblog stuff from there, and it makes me miss home ☺️

No but I love mountain and rain and forest and trail…

[illiterate-walnut]

oooh I have a lot of that here :D I might post some pictures then next time we go on a hike