I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE

The type of nigga who be pissing in your elevator -JERSEY-

[vintagesaltbackup]

Trainspotting (dir. Danny Boyle, 1996)

[bloody--cherry-deactivated20180]

The Chosen 0ne by Adrian Borda

[borleskinehill]

Recuerdo que te recordaba, y en mis recuerdos solo eras polvo

[hereisyourhell]

[blackbirdcall]

[veliseraptor]

okay but I did not know that there is a story about f. scott fitzgerald nervously showing ernest hemingway his penis because zelda said he couldn’t satisfy a woman with it and ernest hemingway was like “lol no dude you’re fine”

what are the modernists even

[seagodofmagic]

the best part of that story in context is that before they pull out their dicks, hemingway spends the better part of a chapter physically describing fitzgerald in great detail, claiming to be grossed out by him but obviously, obviously uncomfortably attracted

[veliseraptor]

oh my god, it got better. I just went to find an excerpt and

Scott was a man then who looked like a boy with a face between handsome and pretty. He had very fair wavy hair, a high forehead, excited and friendly eyes and a delicate long-lipped Irish mouth that, on a girl, would have been the mouth of a beauty. His chin was well built and he had good ears and a handsome, almost beautiful, unmarked nose. This should not have added up to a pretty face, but that came from the coloring, the very fair hair and the mouth. The mouth worried you until you knew him and then it worried you more.

ernest hemingway calm down and control your thirst a little

[flatluigi]

“The mouth worried you until you knew him and then it worried you more“ is a hell of a line 

[fozmeadows]

No Homo: A Literary Masterpiece

[gagarin-smiles-anyway]

[aggiephile]

Ossi Oswalda in Die Puppe (The Doll) - 1919

[heartfulloffandoms-deactivated2]

Requested by anon.

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[werkaetzchen]

Lou Reed

[rhetthammersmithhorror]

[thisobscuredesireforbeauty]

[werkaetzchen]

Christopher Walken

[obrzydliwe]

Victorian morphine set

[suicidewatch]

[werkaetzchen]

Repo Man

[saberghatz]

I’M SO FUCKED UP OVER MANDALA EFFECT CONSPIRACIES RIGHT NOW

[saberghatz]

WHAT’S THE MOST ICONIC THING ABOUT THE MONOPOLY DUDE?? HIS MONOCLE, RIGHT? EVERYONE REMEMBERS THAT.

WELL WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO

[saberghatz]

AND YOU KNOW KIT-KATS??

THATS RIGHT, KIT-KATS. I JUST AUTOMATICALLY SPELLED IT WITH A DASH.

WELL FUCK ME UP!! CAUSE APPARENTLY THERE AIN’T NO DASH ANMORE

[saberghatz]

AND SMOKEY THE BEAR. YOU KNOW, THE BEAR WHO EDUCATES US ABOUT FOREST FIRES.

SMOKEY THE BEAR.

NOPE. IT’S SMOKEY BEAR

[saberghatz]

don’t even FUCKING TALK TO ME ABOUT MONA LISA’S SMILE

THAT WAS NEVER THERE BEFORE. I HAD TO RECREATE A PAINTING OF HER FOR A SCHOOL PROJECT AND MY REFERENCE PHOTO WAS NOT THIS

[saberghatz]

And this one of course we all know its Berenstein

b ut

OUR CURRENT TIMELINE SEEMS TO DISAGREE

[saberghatz]

im so done I’m leaving the planet

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

this is fucking me up ._.

this shit creeps me right the hell out and is one of the reasons I think the theory that reality has been ‘reset’/rebooted multiple times is true

[vo-kopen]

Barry quit screwing up the timeline! You are like the worse Flash ever.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

He’s doing his best ;_;

he just makes bad life choices sometimes…

[lesbianspaceprincess]

The Febreeze one is fucking me up the worst honestly

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Seriously,  this is weird right?

Like

We all remember something that apparently did not exist

This is some Candle Cove shit right here

[mamamidnight]

Just remember that I found these when working in a library a bit back.

[ahomeforbirds]

N. C. Wyeth - User Of Opium (1914)

[hagakuremarco]

<3

[lectiones-tenebrarum]