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larrytrainor

boba actually means boob 😔

BITCH WHAT THE FUCK

anarch0possum

we been drinkin

titty tea

WAIT

Where I get me a man like this???

airframeextender

check the morgue on the fifth of july

gravewithinagravewithinagra-blog

yo when he lands a solid punch on one tho

toboldlywrite

Just in case this needs to be said:

It’s the first draft. Use the word “suddenly.” Put as many dialogue tags and adverbs as you want. Say “he saw” “she remembered” “she felt” “they wondered” as many times as you need to. Put the em dash there, put in too many commas, use semi-colons with reckless abandon. Type in [whatever] instead of thinking up a title for something. Just write it. If you worry too much about the particulars, about all the advice posts you’ve seen saying whatever you’re doing is wrong or not good enough, you won’t get anything done. It will slow you down as you go back and try to reword what you just wrote to make it better, proper. The first draft doesn’t have to be perfect. It just has to be done. And when you get to the end, you’ll find that all those “mistakes” are just clues for your future self to put together to make it all better.

Putting in adverbs and certain dialogue tags are a note for you as to who is saying something and how they’re saying it. When you’re editing, you can make sure it shows through the story instead. The word “suddenly” is a reminder to make things more abrupt. The first draft is just you mapping out where you want to go and how you want to get there. Don’t waste time trying to get it 100% right now, because then it will never get done. Don’t think too much– just write. Save the thinking for editing later.

closet-keys

The first draft doesn’t have to be perfect. It just has to be done

laerugo

older sibling privilege is finding this bit of the special hilarious while your younger sibling watches it without cracking a smile once

eroscestlavie

i mean he’s not wrong though so

abandonedandurbex

Stairwell in an abandoned button factory

chiefofboatwatsonstittymug

A cool aesthetic, but also a damn fucking easy way to fall down some stairs

becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys

I mean… how did they get there? Was the factory abandoned after a button explosion? Did disgruntled former employees just hurl buttons around on their way out after being made redundant? Or was the factory abandoned after their fifth fatal staircase fall in a month because this is just how they kept the buttons?

grenade-maid

Like, if you’re gonna be an adult who’s really into children’s media the least you can do is actually internalize all those themes of being a good and kind person

dragon-in-a-fez

cops invited to school get fucking owned

sobeitjayt

Me: *Thinks about making a post*

Me: *Thinks of all the ways it could blow up in my face*

cercilia

russiansandgod

illmakeborttoyou

wow i love let’s go eevee

joshpeck

love is REAL

toddhowardxreader

When i was in middle school i was banned frm the twilight wiki bc i kept changing Edward’s photo to this

6i

it takes years to develop your craft. do not romanticize the idea of an ‘overnight success’. be a student. grow organically. get really good. hate your work. start over. find new ways to express the same ideas. the student becomes the master. your time will come.