The Underground Doctor

RP blog for Shinra Kishitani from Durarara!!

[illnesscalledlove]

❝ on god, we're gonna get you some therapy. ❞

“... I came out here to have a good time and I am feeling so attacked right now.”

[illnesscalledlove]

heiwajiimashizuo​

“i don’t always come injured…” did he? ah, maybe he should come by a little more often when he was in a better mood. 

“I keep receipts every time I have to hire a carpet cleaner.” Shinra threatened lightly. Still, he couldn’t help but smile at his eternally intriguing friend. “Come in, come in. Coffee? Juice?”

[illnesscalledlove]

onlooked​

“If you were being so considerate as to let me come here to watch people you wouldn’t have also made me play this stupid game,” He sighed, leaning away from his friend and back, using his arms for support. “Just hurry up with whatever creepy research your trying to do.” He watched as the bottle span once again, there were enough people he wasn’t too worried about it landing on him and even if it did he was close enough to Shinra to pass it off to him. Probably.

“Neither of us can love from such a distance, Izaya. If my goddess were to abandon me...” He hummed in lamentation of the mere (highly probable) thought before outright laughing, making the girl next to him try to scoot away. “I may just show myself to be a monster.”

[illnesscalledlove]

[From here]

Shinra blinked as innocently at him as his sketchy face could possibly appear to be. “What problem would I have with it? You like people watching and I’m here to learn all about the intricacies of juvenile sexuality. It’s a very important lesson for a romantic scientist such as myself.”

@onlooked

[illnesscalledlove]

ikebukuro-multi-muses​

@illnesscalledlove liked for a starter

“Shinra…” he greeted him calmly, luckily Shizuo wasn’t hurt when he visited this time around,only wanting to check in with his friend. “How have you been?”

“Ah, Shizuo in one piece! A Christmas miracle!” Shinra grinned as he threw the door open wide. “Busy, busy, busy, always busy. Celty is hard at work so I’ve been out of the house more. It just isn’t a warm home without her! --You been keeping out of trouble?”

[thyrell]

damn girl what those claws do? destroy? thats awesomeeee i love it

[illnesscalledlove]

infcrmst​

“         I go out of my way to pay my dear friend a visit and THIS is how i’m greeted ? Shinra, i’m wounded~!         ”

A hand comes up to cover his heart in a mocking gesture. 

Shinra, I’m wounded! He mocked in his head in exasperation as he turned back towards the door to his flat. 

“Your heart will have to bleed out, it’s dinnertime.” He said plainly in return, letting himself in and leaving the door open to his uninvited guest. If he made a fuss, Izaya would only be more tenacious in his pursuit. Tossing his coat into the closet and slipping into his house shoes, he started to roll up his sleeves and find his apron.

[illnesscalledlove]

xyumeni​

She deadpans at the sight of the broken cell phone. A part of her wasn’t all too surprised by this outcome though. Instead, she pulls out her own cell phone with a tiny sigh. She can’t rely on him for anything huh?

“Do you know her number? I can just call her myself…” She’s already pulling up the keypad. Hopefully he at least has her contact info memorised. And next time she talks to celty, she’ll have to remember to ask for said info herself. That way, she won’t have this problem next time she gets herself into some trouble.

Absolutely not!

“Of course I know her number, it is etched into my heart like the language of the heavens!” He claimed rather dramatically, clutching the shattered technology in his fist. What if she had sent him some beautiful photos of herself? Unlikely but maybe! Perhaps even of some little joy she found on her journey about town.... And he would have missed it because of this tragedy!

After giving her the number, he took off his glasses to wipe at his misty eyes. He could care less about all the people bleeding out because he couldn’t answer his phone, he was beside himself at the thought of missing even one text from his beloved Celty!

[illnesscalledlove]

@infcrmst started following you

“I was thinking of my beautiful, dark goddess creeping up from behind to pick me up in her strong arms and whisk me away but seeing your face made me so disappointed. Reality can be a cold mistress!”

[illnesscalledlove]

@heiwajiimashizuo started following you

“Oh? Not injured today for once? My clean carpet is saved for a little longer!”

[illnesscalledlove]

xyumeni​

“Shhh! Keep your voice down.” It’s like she’s scolding a small child. There really wasn’t any way to get his mind out of the gutter when it came to the black rider. She doesn’t have a problem with the man being so in love with Celty. But if he could just focus for just a few minutes, that would be great. 

Rei takes a moment to peer out of the shed, checking to see if their two assailants had followed them up here and were searching for them. She doesn’t spot anyone but it’s safe to assume that they should wait a little longer just to be safe. “If you could at least tell celty to pick us up from this location, that would be great. I think we’ll be fine…”

Shinra ducked his head at her nagging, placing a hand over his mouth as he artfully wrapped up the fantasies swirling around in his head. Whenever the love of his life was mentioned, he truly lost what little reason he could be accused of having. What use was there in such a concept when Celty herself was all encompassing in his heart and mind? He didn’t have the willpower or desire to entertain anything but his love for her once it bloomed in his chest.

“... Oh.” He whispered in defeat, pulling out his utterly smashed phone. That’s what he got for running into a wall and hitting the corner just right. “I just finished paying off the last one...” Shinra lamented.

[illnesscalledlove]

xyumeni​

There a small frown. “Do I have to remind you that there are a couple of people currently after us?” Voice is laced with annoyance as she turns to look at the underground doctor. They wouldn’t be in this mess if she didn’t go and provoke the two men. She didn’t need to call them out for whatever shady thing the two were doing. A part of her feels guilty for dragging Shinra into this mess. But there’s nothing she could do about that now.

An idea pops into her head at the mention of celty’s name. “If you wanna go home so badly, why not just give celty a call and tell her to come rescue us. She’s pretty good at scaring off thugs, right?”

A sparkle entered his eyes at that suggestion. The movie playing in his mind as he went through the list of impossibilities was hardly suited for children-- or adults, for that matter-- and that showed quite clearly on his face. “Oh, how could I ask her to do such a thing outside of work? And if it is work, how cold! But if she came to save me, we could share such a beautiful embrace if she were relieved I was alive and well! Oh, Celty~!” He cried out, far too loud for someone who was supposed to be hiding.

[illnesscalledlove]

“I don’t really want to do this right now but, if I just let you go on like this, the love of my life will be so disappointed in me. You are at the mercy of her endless grace and empathy...”

[illnesscalledlove]

*fingerguns* like this for a personal starter or toss one of the sentence starters into the ask box, Shinra is ready to break the oath for yall

[illnesscalledlove]

xyumeni​:

@illnesscalledlove​ // starter call.

“–Yeah, right, no one’s gonna catch us now.”

“Sure, that’s great-- But why are we hiding in a rooftop shed?! I want to go home and eat Celty’s foooood!” He whined pathetically, clawing at the door like a trapped puppy.

[illnesscalledlove]

*fingerguns* like this for a personal starter or toss one of the sentence starters into the ask box, Shinra is ready to break the oath for yall

[evakvigmohns-deactivated2020111]

BUZZFEED UNSOLVED SENTENCE STARTERS

i’m going to go ahead and cut you off right there, because i don’t give a shit.

what the fuck, is all i have to say to that.

i was born in the darkness

you have a very different definition of fun

do you think we’re gonna die here tonight?

let’s get the fuck out of here

can you even look at least a little bit worried?

oh, you’ve out dumbed yourself.

you do what you gotta do and i’ll do what i gotta do.

if you don’t believe then there’s nothing for you to be afraid of, right?

when’s the last time you ever walked into the dark woods?

give me a heads up if you start to feel murderous, i would appreciate that

one of these times we’re gonna die

i just heard a scream

well, if we just make it seem like we’re in on it, like… we’re here for the cult stuff

we’re here for the cult stuff, we saw the ad on craigslist!

you need to chill, you need to chill out

as we snuff these candles so too do we snuff you from this mortal world, you fucking wimp

you know what? i’m not trying to scare you, but i got a bad feeling about this one

you wanna play? let’s fucking play

do try to kill me

are you even human?

sound like a fair deal?