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2015 Tom Araya looking a hell of a lot like Saddam Hussein right before they hung his ass

Hey I was on a bonus episode of Trash Video Podcast with my bro @sethkoozer666 to talk about metal and horror movies and death and gay rights and stuff do go fuckin check that shit out! https://sleazoidcity.wordpress.com/2015/07/24/tvp-bonus-episode-the-cobras-and-the-kooz/

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IllCon 💚 Smut Cave 5evr

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THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING: ILLOGICAL CONTRAPTION LIVE AT THE PUNCHLINE IN SF, 6 PM TONIGHT!!! BE THERE OR BE FALSE!!! https://www.facebook.com/events/846462248764386/

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I meant 8pm

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#VASTUM tour announcement: Thurs Nov 5 @ Acheron NYC, Fri Nov 6 @ TBA Baltimore, Sat Nov 7 @ Fall Line Fest Richmond VA, Sun Nov 8 @ TBA Philadelphia. All dates with Trenchgrinder + locals, release of 3rd album to precede tour. 666

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APOCRYPHON WEST COAST DATES 2015 (with Infinite Waste): Fri July 10 @ Golden Bull, Oakland w/ Vastum 💀 Sat July 11 @ 5 Star Bar, LA w/ Fallen Angel 💀 Sun July 12 @ Legend Records, San Diego w/ TBA #deathmetal #psychedelic #grind

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#mgla added to #martyrdoom 2015… Even more MDoom news on the way? Hmmm

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Everyone should be listening to our spin-off show, #illogicalcontraption Nights: After Dark https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/illogical-contraption-nights/id957207812?mt=2

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Last night's episode is now up. In it, we say a fond farewell to our goofy pal Erik, who's leaving for parts unknown and adventures undreamed. A bunch of drunks show up and crash the first hour, but the second hour is very heartfelt and touching and we all end up listening to Garth Brooks and weeping openly.

Seriously though, this episode might make you shit a tear.