Hi?

What are you doing here? UHg ok Grab some tea, relax your shoulders, breath in deeply, gaze into the distance there you go

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

how it feels to message a friend who's having Problems that you can't do anything to help with.

[illstealyourtea]

The girl at the club was telling me how she preferred children over adults and somehow I'm in the worng for asking her favourite dinosaur??? What do you meaan you dont have a favorite dinosaur :(

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[ateazure]

"and the universe said i love you."

prints now available here!

[jbthegift]

Pioneers 😭🚀 🌙

[jay-rayart]

When I was in 5th grade a girl told me that “black boys couldn’t be pretty” it took me a long time to see something worthwhile in the mirror

[spankerella]

I think we all should.

[illstealyourtea]

We need to start spreading more positive misinformation

[illstealyourtea]

Green energy is the absolute greatest. It is SO GOOD. It used to blow wind all day every day no one was paying any attention. Uhh. Not anymore. We want to- , We are WINNING the energy crisis, It is AMAZING. They can us the GREENEST. No one has ever been as green as us. Greta was a good friend of mine she said ''give people their rights too''. It was quite something. God bless her. Tonight, we will treat people right again. Never done anything like that before. Our enemies are losing and America is now winning bigger than ever before, because of the immigrants. God bless them.

[illstealyourtea]

We need to start spreading more positive misinformation

[hamletthedane]

GUYS. THIS IS A REAL PHOTOGRAPH TAKEN BY A HUMAN. HOLY SHIT.

[the-haiku-bot]

GUYS. THIS IS A REAL

PHOTOGRAPH TAKEN BY A

HUMAN. HOLY SHIT.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[illstealyourtea]

The digital circus is like the only media I've seen this much fan art of without understanding anything of the plot.

There is a Zooble and a Geezer and they killed god together and/or got stuck somewhere and went insane?

Incomprehensable without context

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

things to say after fucking up egregiously

pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

let's run that again

one more time normal style

I'm going to become a statistic

further proof god is out to get me

it's because I tore my acl senior year

I couldn't do it for religious reasons

my ex took my talent in the divorce

good thing nobody saw that (said directly to someone who definitely saw it)

[thisuserhaspassed]

If this pops up while you’re scrolling, I wish you unconditional love and massive success.

[illstealyourtea]

Academic quotes out of context:

Enjoy this collection of a few of my favorite academic quotes I've come across while working on my thesis in art history:

''Some transhumansists, like anyone else, may fear a painful prolonged death''

''Participants went home with a jar of suspicous brown liquid''

''A quick look is all that is neccecary to see humans are predominantly covered in skin''

Let me hear the most unhinged quotes you came across and make this work somewhat more bareable

[illstealyourtea]

Yeah, they're in a pickle but they prepared the brine.

[trauma-tits]

Black Panther Party in Philly at ICE protest ✊🏿

[illstealyourtea]

Assuming my irish boss only has me around cause I'm a redhead and he is homesick call that psycho-analysing. Wait, no.