i will love my cats more then i love you

Probably the worst blog you can find, congrats. Chloe/14/libra/pan as fuck

[illuma-hottie]

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Ray-Ban Sunglasses

[snoopingasusualisee]

[ok-dingo]

me every time I get a new follower

[retrogamingblog]

Producer: I need you to create box-art that will look badass to American children

Graphic Designer: No Problem! I’ve got just the thing!

*adds picture of sobbing orphan*

[juanmaodepp]

Warden is sooooooo cute❤️

[juanmaodepp]

30 day monster girl challenge❤️

[bloggersremorse-deactivated2018]

This is so funny both with and without context

[bloggersremorse-deactivated2018]

I forgot to add the picture

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[wienrs]

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

[erinye]

☆ Happy lunar dog year! here are some mythological best friends to kick it off in cuteness! ☆

[runeofecstasy]

@dftba99

[ellenfromnowon]

[cs-inactive1-deactivated2020060]

not all heroes wear capes

[ithelpstodream]

how to tip

[trekkie-lover]

If you do this get the fuck off my blog

[snowconelostinthesauce]

Please understand that they gave a 33% tip, in cash instead of on a card, to increase the odds that the server could keep all of it.

[fatale-distraction]

What they mean by ‘taxation is theft’ is that servers are taxed on the ASSUMPTION that they will be tipped. If they don’t make those tips, they get taxed on them anyway. It is literally theft. By leaving cash and not writing it on the receipt, they’ve allowed the server the option of quietly slipping that 20 into their pocket and therefore not being taxed on it.

[kingrudegyalchina]

Damn I thought folks knew this …

[spaced-queen-deactivated2024072]

Nope. Actually no body ikno knows this

[pinkcheesegreenghost-deactivate]

cash is king when it comes to tips

[weloveshortvideos]

View this post on Instagram

[lindsaychrist]

me

[hotbully-deactivated20170419]

I haven’t stopped thinking about this man

[fatblount-deactivated20190513]

america is a PVP zone

[spaceyjules-deactivated20180305]

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

[spaceyjules-deactivated20180305]

Isn’t it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me

[clarknokent]

Unfollow me too

[gothhabiba]

this goes double if you call paedophilia a disability. unfollow me twice

[closet-keys]

and if you call pedophilia an “orientation” or in any way compare it to being LGBP+ you can unfollow, delete your blog, and set yourself on fire. 

[peachypastel]

I just lost 50 followers.. bye

[katiemcgrxth]

clearing out the trash

[bway-grimes]

GO ON AND S M A S H THAT UNFOLLOW BUTTON

[moonedknights]

BUHBYE U McNASTIES

[bogleech]

I’ve seen this circulating forever and genuinely thought “no way do I have any of them following me” until this week when it turned out I had all these fuckin “MAP” (pedophile) followers sad to find out I’m an “anti” (normal person) Please leave and also please get guinea worm.

[illuma-hottie]

Tumblr factoids are cool but I ain't here for reading a whole ass novel, I'm here for memes.

[mothurs]

[cuchuffli]

I love the fact that totem pokemons are actually really big ✨