“Thou crusty batch of nature.”
“Thou lump of foul deformity.”
“I have seen better faces in my time than stands alone on any shoulder that I see before me at this instant.”
“The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes.”
“Thou smell of mountain goat.”
“She is spherical, like a globe. I could find out countries in her.”
“Thy mother took into her blameful bed some stern untutor’d churl… whose fruit thou art.”
“Scratching could not make it worse… such a face as yours.”
“Thou cream-faced loon. Where got’st that goose look?”
“Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes!”
“Take you me for a sponge?”
“I was searching for a fool when I found you.”
“Have your mouth fill’d up before you open it.”
“Your abilities are too infant-like for doing much alone.”
“You are not worth another word.”
“Thou hast no more brain than I have in mine elbows.”
“He has not so much brain as ear-wax.”
“There’s a man hath more hair than wit.”
“Heave truly knows that thou art false as hell.”
“Thou art unfit for any place but hell.”
“She adulterates hourly.”
“I do repent the tedious moments I with her have spent.”
“She is ill-met by moonlight.”
“Son and heir of a mongrel bitch.”
“Away! Thou’rt poison to my blood.”
