Illusions Confusions

[stars-bean]

A Little Princess (1995) dir. Alfonso Cuarón

[meangirlnurse]

current level of insomnia: tried to make a salad and just fuckin. poured salad all over my kitchen floor

[meangirlnurse]

for whatever reason i thought the most efficient way to open a bag of salad was to hold it out in front of me in one hand and then stab it with a fork and tear like an animal eviscerating prey and then i just stood there and watched an endless salad avalanche pour onto the floor for like 30 seconds before i understood what was happening and why 

[meangirlnurse]

for the record this is exactly how it went 

[raphmike]

[smokiana]

Share for good luck 🍀

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

garlic bread.

[humorblr]

MEAN GIRLS 2004 | dir. Mark Waters

[dcigenehunt-deactivated20231112]

“I’ve just taken ecstacyyyyyyyyyy”

[veinsofmantra]

[valtsv]

before you say anything, think to yourself “is this something that would have gotten me diagnosed with hysteria and institutionalized in the 19th century?” and if the answer is yes, proceed

[mysharona1987]

[skinnyorganicchemist]

[monkeysaysficus]

Reblog to support jar-opening lesbians

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

This is the Sue Perkins of Jar Opening Lesbians

Reblog for success in opening jars on the first try for the rest of the year!

[red-admiral-cupcakes]

And may this gift follow you into the new year

[standpoor]

being an adult is just running around getting one thing done so you can get another thing done so you can get another thing done so you can get another thing done so you can get another thing done and also eating whatever you want but feeling really guilty about it

[servicedoodle]

I finished this cross stitch today!

[shouldnt]

[thebloggerformerlyknownasmadcap]

I see that this photo has been cropped to hide the fact that it’s screenshot of a tweet

[jlassijlali]

[snowflakeeel]

I chime in with a haven’t you people ever heard of

citing a goddamn source??“

[theequeerstrian]

No

It’s much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of

Smug irrationality

[rllakkuma]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm