Hello Cursebreaker

Life is a pain in the ass, but at least we have fae folklore

[illyrianbxstard]

All I want is for a handsome warrior to try and show me how to use a weapon. While he stands behind me and puts his hand over minE

[valtsv]

yes honey your evil laugh is utterly diabolical and will definitely strike terror into the hearts of all your enemies now will you please come to bed

[illyrianbxstard]

No one can hurt MY feelings; I read novels. I do more damage than you ever could.

[illyrianbxstard]

I am panicking about getting sick and dying, but also, this is my one chance to wear gloves and cosplay Kaz Brekker without judgment. 

[illyrianbxstard]

controversial thought

I believe that fictional men have improved my standards

[illyrianbxstard]

I just...can’t wear color and be content, no, I have to be angsty and funeral ready at all times.

[illyrianbxstard]

*Shopping for clothes*

Me: What would Kaz wear?

[illyrianbxstard]

I have a hard time being active (shocker) but whenever I’m out of breath or about to quit, I think, “If Cassian was here what would he say?” and then I hear “You’re giving up so easy you’re making Tamlin look good” ...and then I finish my workout.

[illuminosity]

team ‘enemies to lovers’ or team ‘friends to lovers’?

[jirosabu694206661997]

enemies to friends to lovers you fool you absolute buffoon

[hemmicks-deactivated20201227]

Enemies to friends to enemies again and then second-chance lovers

[illyrianbxstard]

I raise your offers: Enemies to life sworn rivals to unwilling friends to friends to lovers ya limp noodles

[illyrianbxstard]

QoN Spoiler

Cardan: In the letters I sent you-

Jude: what letterS???

Cardan:

[sandersstudies]

*sees the icon of a mutual I literally never talk to* oh look it’s my Friend

[isobelhughes-deactivated2023121]

Cardan being an emotional wreck and freezing the land accordingly, hence the QoN cover, is my sexuality

[illyrianbxstard]

QON Spoilers [reactions I had while reading]

•Cardan is a confused sweetheart who does not know how to flirt

•Jude is a big mood. Queen of “hE dOesn’T liKe mE”

•what were on those letters?????? Uh please I need a copy of those

•Cardan wears golden highlight constantly, love the consistency

•the kind of Elfhame? More like the king of my heaRT

•JUST CARDAN being sO husbAnD likE

•Cardan has that Rhysand, “my Wife will beat you up and I WILL let her” energy

•when that one *cough* scene happens I was writing an essay and uh I squealED

•Cardan talking about his feelings and just leaving right after, a relatable KING

[illyrianbxstard]

QON SPOILER

Cardan: *anytime he does anything for Jude* only some one IN LOVE *wink* WOULD DO STUFF LIKE THIS

Jude: oh...then why are you doing it for me?

Cardan:

[officialsteverogers]

You follow me on tumblr but will you follow me into war

[officialbuckybarnes]

shut the fuck up steve

[illyrianbxstard]

I am SCREAMING, my

heart.

[illyrianbxstard]

QON, no spoilers

BUT

Cardan is evoking some feelings in me