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I'm easy going and hard to handle; under the influence and overstimulated; down to Earth and up to no good.

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Whiskey's entire life is an 80s movie workout montage with Eye of the Tiger playing loudly in the background #cute #summer #dogsofinstagram #spaniel #dangerzone (at Brookdale Park)

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It takes a lot of hard work to be amazing, so Radical Cat recharges her batteries with a sun bath as often as she can. #catlife #cat #summer #cuteaf

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Ran into this purse web spider (Atypus snetsingeri) out on the prowl. this bachelor is single and ready to mingle, and with chelicerae of that magnitude the ladies are going to be all over him! #spider #awwnverts #atypus #cute

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Whiskey does his part by harmonizing with the fire truck siren. #howl #dog #spaniel (at Montclair, New Jersey)

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When your nieces come over and try to bring the ruckus but you grew up in the ruckus #family #cute

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That's enough adulting for today, I'm changing my name to Nickles, packing a bindle and riding the rails. #hobolife #trains #railroad

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When you were just about to go out and have a good time but your family surprises you with another intervention. #cute #spaniel #cat #jerks (at Montclair, New Jersey)

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Ever have one of those days where you feel like you're the only one bringing the motherfucking ruckus? #cute #spaniel #killingit #autumn #sunset

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"What are we going to do today, Whiskey?" "Same thing we do everyday bruv. Fuck. Shit. Up!" #spaniel #human #cute #pogonophile #killingit

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Yesterday Whiskey finally met a #pokemon who wasn't a complete dickhead, and wanted some pictures with his new friend. Closer.. closer.. get closer.. OK smile! #spaniel #cute #pokemongo

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Whiskey doesn't quite know what to make of all these #Pokemon that he's been running into lately. #pokemongo #cute #spaniel #summer

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Guys just look at this baby mantis on my pinky I can't even. #cute #mantis #awwnverts

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"omg baby! The cat is outside"! "What? How can the cat be outside?" "Look!" "Oh fuck" #cat #summer #cute

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"It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses." "Hit it."

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This is Jiggy, she pees when she's excited, but it doesn't stop her from trying her best. #cute #bulldog

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When it's Valentine's Day tomorrow but you've been fixed since you were a puppy and the cat has been sleeping in your bed and you can't even. #valentinesday #puppy #roses #love

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Broad, fleshy, brown cap. Moist, smooth; flesh thick. Odor pleasant. Gills: narrow to broad, thick. Choice. Talk dirty to me, mushroom guide. #mycology #mushroom #nature