beli ･⁠◡⁠･

spam cake

[spongelll]

me walking to the bathroom at 3am in a massively oversized shirt, using gay fanfic on my phone to light the way

[cyberdelph]

by @malkogromit

[jayfection-deactivated20260302]

tonys thinking real hard

[sabriels]

you make it look so easy leaving everything behind

[massivespacewren]

Artwork for @maukree 's amazing fic "Rise, Sir Barnes"! Summary: Bucky was barely sixteen when they took him from home, put steel in his hand, and told him he was a soldier. He’s twenty-nine now, and after over a decade of fighting someone else’s wars, he has no loyalty left to give this kingdom—left it in the snow along with his limb—until he’s knighted by the Merchant of Death. *slaps roof of this fic* this can fit so much devotion, pining, and feelings! This art even counts as a little preview for what's coming.... ;) Also a fill for the "Forbidden Love" square of my winteriron bingo card.

[dogpuppy]

[redstonedust]

ideal living situation is what i call the 'sitcom special' : having all your closest friends live in the same apartment building or neighborhood where you each have your own space but can wander in and out of eachothers homes at will, seemingly always welcome and never at bad times. and also all of you only have jobs when its important to the plot.

[greppelheks]

@adelinejclose

[squidsmeister]

something vindictive but ultimately harmless I do at work is that if you’re at my register and you’re rude to me and you pay with cash I am finding the most disgusting desolate fucked up unspeakable coin I can to give to you. oh you were mean to me? you’re getting the yucky nickel bitch

[fluetytooty]

and zoro thought they were already dating

[syn4k]

i like the phrases "it's not for me," "it's not my thing," and "i'm not the target audience" because they're the most concise way to express "this thing that you enjoy has merits but idgaf about it" without being aggressive

[redstonedust]

people talk about the weirdness of seeing school friends get married and have kids but its even crazier when its online friends. like bro i've seen your carrd kin list. we went to homestuck together. brothers in chronically online arms. what do you MEAN youre pregnant.

[scramratz]

I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

[scramratz]

I did it! It sucked but I did it!

[scramratz]

[fixed-star-4767]

[hidefdoritos]

Hey everyone, remember that being sick or healing from injuries is a hard time for your body. You have to eat a lot and lay still and be kind to yourself! [large neon sign that says HYPOCRITE descends from the ceiling and points at me] Hey what the heck what's this who put that there

[moniquill]

Biodiversity can be achieved through executive dysfunction!

[silkentine]

Here, a pepperoni for tumblr. As a treat.