listen, I'd die for Allen

[incorrectbungoustraydogs]

*after a successful mission*

Akutagawa: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.

Atsushi: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!

Akutagawa: No!! Four to five seconds!

Atsushi: Too late! ＼(^o^)／

[dazaisbeauty]

I still can't believe that skk's situation is basically the "you know when someone annoys you so damn much. like, they can't shut the fuck up, it seems like it's IMPOSSIBLE for them to become any more annoying and then BOOM they can, they can be more annoying. and then you just go 'PISS OFF! LEAVE ME ALONE!' but then when they actually do leave it feels so empty. like hey... you r an annoying little shit but can you please do it again. it feels like there is a hole without your dumb ass around." and that's about it

[divinghoe-deactivated20181123]

Are you in a relationship or just having fun right now?

neither

[incorrectbungoustraydogs]

Chuuya: I was wrong.

Dazai:

Dazai: Are you drunk?

Chuuya: No!

[ilovemysonallenwalker]

If you ever had doubts or just been wondering, well yes.

[incorrectbungoustraydogs]

Dazai, rollerblading into his therapist's office with sunglasses on and a Capri Sun: Maurice, you're not gonna fucking believe this-

[makiema]

insp.

[churomo]

yeah

[greenbeanselene]

Why are “naturally thin” and “born with a fast metabolism” totally acceptable explanations for weight, but “naturally fat” and “born with a slow metabolism” seen as “excuses” for “laziness/irresponsibility/greediness”?

Answer: ignorance, fat stigma and discrimination.

[praguegirl]

big shoutout to everyone being embarrassing and ugly and cringe worthy and stupid right now. you are living life the way it was meant to be lived babe

[shashafury]

i know my aku posts are blowing up bc y’all are looking at the akutagawa tag on purpose, I dunno if y’all are being masochistic or trying to find comfort but i respect it.

[easyrevenge]

im so emotionally compromised by chapter 87 of bungou that idk how im going to sleep tonight

[incorrectbungoustraydogs]

Akutagawa: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.

Atsushi: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.

Dazai: A realist sees a freight train.

Chuuya: The train driver sees 3 fucking idiots standing on the train tracks.

[ilovemysonallenwalker]

Every time Hoshino-sensei makes a new chapter I'm all like 👁️👄👁️

[ilovemysonallenwalker]

Okay, so turns out that the answer to "good people die because if you were in a garden what would you pick? " are supposed to be flowers and not WEEDS THAT GROW AROUND AND DESTROY THE PLANTS

[yullen1361]

[pollination-bee]

Yang: *grabs a basketball*

Qrow: *smacks it out of her hands* Nobody will be a jock in my goth family.