[trandorasbox]

[thetursithan]

The old adage about the fragility of women is no longer valid...

[captain-price-returns]

[deadandwalking]

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

[girlfailure-poetics]

describing what tumblr staff is doing as “transphobic” tells me that at best you don’t know what you’re talking about and at worst are deliberately obscuring the specifically transmisogynistic campaign they’re on

[remiliaworld]

Never forget what Matthew Mullenweg did to Predstrogen. Never forget our sisters vanishing faster and faster, while staff jumps between denying and admitting it was them.

[flyinghellfish]

[krafterwrites]

[ratfuck]

horny

[pinkpink0]

Why is public sex so hot 😫😫

[moviemeatloaf]

Climate change.

[mammamiaherewego]

Tried to go to a queer event in my (relatively remote) area only to be the only transfem around and when i asked if that was normal one of the attendants (trans man) there said that there was occasionally a girl who would show up but she was "kind of a bitch" and that "for some reason" they really only had TME regulars

What is wrong with men

[wah-station]

i put a hex on you tumblr. 100 years of paraphile tranny filth. i curse your url. i curse your ip. you will never be profitable. 100 years fat tranny CNC intox fantasies. you can scrub us all you want but you will never be clean enough for the investors. 100 years tranny therian piss. 100 years tranny jailbait knifeplay. you will never live to see your domain sanctified. i hex you tumblr. die with me. die with me.

[oidial]

I wish I everyone feel loved forever ! I wish everyone a 100 love coin!!! 🌠

[oidial]

this post came from my heart but I think saturday would also post this if I let her have tumblr

[oidial]

7 minutes later she'd post "please anny ladies sned me awesome tail pictures pleadse please please I have 1 string please" with. an extremly blurry close up of her face

[nintendometro]

Dr. Stewart’s ending from ‘F-Zero GX’ on the Gamecube.

[christianstepmoms]

Jerma off the shits

[mf-dude]

[gwm247]

Vera Schroeder

[andouble]

trans girls should be able to walk into any convenience store and get weed gummies gratis

[huffylemon]

[triviallytrue]

aren't gorillas gentle giants or something. i stay out of his way, he doesn't maul me, we have a nice time picking out clothes together in opposite sides of the mall

[friendshapedhole]

Male gorillas are super aggressive and territorial. Also they interpret nearly every human mannerism as a sign of aggression or a challenge. Smiling and eye contact are both things that zookeepers have to be taught to suppress when they’re in the vicinity of gorillas.

[triviallytrue]

Well unless the mall is his native territory I think I'm fine, I wasn't planning on smiling at him

[max1461]

This is all irrelevant because the obvious answer is five black mambas. I mean, that’s not actually very many snakes, and malls are fucking huge. And unlike a gorilla you can definitely outrun a snake if it does show up. Find an open space in the mall where you can see any snake coming and just hangout out there. Fucking easy.

[triviallytrue]

Misguided! I would much rather have a mallmate I can easily see and hear coming. I'm confident I can stay out of the gorilla's way, but if I step on a snake or one otherwise gets the jump on me, it's all over.

It's not just about the physical danger either, it's about my mental health. One gorilla, unless he's actively mad at me, I just keep a healthy distance between us and make sure I never get trapped. With the snakes, it requires a lot more constant vigilance

[ghostpalmtechnique]

They should substitute "chimpanzee" for "gorilla" in this hypothetical.

[triviallytrue]

if it was a chimp i'm taking the fucking snakes

[notwiselybuttoowell]

Black mambas have a reputation build on being very venomous and very fast. I'm not sure why you would think you could outrun one (or five) in an enclosed space like a mall.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

Malls usually have pretty slick floors, and escalators. I’d choose the gorilla simply because I think that would make an more interesting story (and a better-selling autobiography, I Survived the Mall Gorilla) but I think I’d stand a pretty good chance at avoiding the mamba. They’re fast and aggressive and will chase you but unless we started immediately beside each other I think my sneakers would have the terrain advantage over scutes.

[nightingalesoul]

this is too good to leave hidden in the replies

[bermuda-n-drangle]

fucking enamored with the implication that this gorilla is fully intelligent but is trying to manufacture plausible deniability like the movie barnyard