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[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[drewlyyours]

YOU GUYS THEY HAVE A MUTUAL CRUSH ON EACH OTHER IM LOSING IT

[antiqueloinage]

I just want to come home via wandering through an overgrown yard to an aging villa, lined with walls that have seen centuries of wear and silver mirrors that have decayed just as much, walk up the grand yet low staircase built to both impress and accommodate generations of equally short people, then enter the master suite (that I bar guests from entering because the supposed sickly wife they hear me talking to through the walls but receiving no answer from needs rest) so I can give the doll (who bears a striking resemblance to that starlet I was hopelessly infatuated with) a kiss on the cold forehead.

We'll never be apart, Charlotte, my love. I'm so grateful you've abandoned the stage to grace the halls of this mildew laced manor.

[izzetheking]

Arbys we have the meats

[izzetheking]

my boss at Arbys think dolphins make a sound.. hes so stupid

[izzetheking]

fish dont talk dumb ass

[izzetheking]

under water animals dont make sounds

THERE UNDERWATER DUH!!!!DOY!!!!!!

[izzetheking]

I should be the boss at Arbys

[izzetheking]

im calming down

[izzetheking]

how do you say arbys we have the meats in japanese

[izzetheking]

theres so much tension between us! I hate that! He is hott

[garaks-padded-bra]

i made up Star Trek to trick you guys

[digital-morganism-deactivated20]

so now I'm gay for nothing?

[garaks-padded-bra]

now youre gay for nothing.

[0ddoblivion]

This kills me every time

[shikiimisaki]

[ourdarling]

insane shit happening over on uquiz right now

[monamoni]

[wordybee]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

My brain works like this

[dandelion-crayon-offical]

i bet your boyfriend sits crisscross applesauce to jerk off

[unhinged2you]

maybe

[teletourism]

Diane, I am holding in my hands a labubu, a curious gift given to me by Audrey Horne. While I appreciate the sentiment, there is a sinsiter edge to its smile that unnerves me. I will turn him towards the wall when I sleep tonight.

[pangur-and-grim]

I'm so so so angry. in Horsey Game, I found a wild legless horse, cloned it repeatedly, and mass-sold the clones to all my rival ranches to pollute their gene pools. and when my plan finally reached fruition.....when at last, I came into a race where every opponent had no legs.......my stupid fucking horse fell over.

[pangur-and-grim]

[catastrofries]

Been thinking a lot about my 6th grade teacher who, when we were learning about the Holocaust and I was all,"RIP to the Germans. I would simply not be evil," looked me dead in the eye and said, "you don't know that. No one doing these things thought of themselves as bad people. They thought they were being right and just. They weren't inherently evil people. They were just people. " And the idea that I could unknowingly cause such a great amount of harm while being none the wiser scared me so bad it fundamentally rewired my brain, and made me a more thoughtful, empathetic person.

Because I never again thought of myself as an inherently good person. But as an average person susceptible to the banality of evil. And the only antidote was rigoursly inspecting my own assumptions and beliefs and learning about other people's.

Just wishing more people had that experience and also very very grateful.

[sezzam]

I've been birdwatching for a few months now and recently discovered this guy. so here's my last avian obsession, the black redstart.

[catgirl-kaiju]

undersea animals when a whale dies