sharkz

it/he/ze • queer • commissions open! https://sharkzcomms.straw.page

[ilovesharkzz]

Think it’s about time to add a lil bio pinned thing.

My online alias is shark/sharkz. I am an artist and writer… though I rarely post due to lack of motivation 😓 even more so with writing. (My ao3 has webs on it…)

I enjoy Hellblazer! I don’t like Spiderman Noir anymore, unfortunately, but i’ll keep the tag for those who wanna see my spiderman art. Right now, I only post Hellblazer/Selfship related content :) I am also a furry but I barely post about it, lolz.

I selfship w this guy.. tee hee. Selfships I post will either be romantic or father-figure-esc. It will NEVER be both romantic and parental. (I should clarify it’s adultxadult or teenxteen 4 romantic)

#john constantine x me <- selfship

#art <- all art

#john constantine/hellblazer <- all Constantine/Hellblazer related posts

#spiderman noir <- all Spider-Man Noir related posts

Blah blah blah I hate AI smth smth socialist/communist smth smth punk adjacent yap yap yap bigay, nonbinary man, ultra queer or smth..

-> MORE ABOUT ME <-

-> COMMISSIONS PAGE <-

[ilovesharkzz]

Finally uploading smth!! This took a while:) CW: substance abuse (alcohol, cigarettes) and an implex sexual scene.

[catbatliy]

punk John hippie John, my babiessss, art trade for the AMAZIIIIING @cuntstantinee!!!!!!!!!

[ratblazer]

Lmao get his ass

[catbatliy]

Smoke n things n such

[josh-lanceero]

A little comic doodle because I love bi-curious I mean bi-confused Chas

warning: (racial) slurs, swearing and some degree of internalised homophobia, it was the 70s

(and yes the nuts in question is Areca nut

[dr-victor-von-frankenstein]

I GOT TOMODACHI LIFE!!

I usually draw John with wacky hair but that looks kinda funky in mii form so I changed it

Grown ass man on seesaw ^

[ilovesharkzz]

I honestly didn’t think people claiming/thinking John is pansexual was such a prevalent problem on TikTok. And their reasoning is “because John dated king shark???”

I get heated over the smallest things

[ratblazer]

How many barrels worth of beer would it take to get drajohn drunk?

More than Chas can afford to pay the tavern for (drajohn stole them)

[sterekorgtfo]

Do we think John Constantine celebrates the 4th of July by letting his American friends gangbang his British hole?

[ilovesharkzz]

This just in: Cat HARMS dog in a VICIOUS ATTACK with TEETH

[ilovesharkzz]

I havent posted this here yet,,,, someone else and me apparently had the same idea 😭

[ratblazer]

My bestie requested I draw John hitting the weed pen so of course I had to oblige

[ilovesharkzz]

There was this panel of John i saw while reading a month ago with the most GOD AWFUL cigarette placement ever. It was like. In his damn NOSE or smth. I need to find it

[ilovesharkzz]

I may not smoke myself but ive seen enough people do it that i dont think thats were it goes..

[ilovesharkzz]

There was this panel of John i saw while reading a month ago with the most GOD AWFUL cigarette placement ever. It was like. In his damn NOSE or smth. I need to find it

[canonplag]

newcastle still haunts him

[ilovesharkzz]

Im almost done with my ratstantine head! I’ll post in it once im done:3