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[plannedparenthood]

To: you

xoxo your birth control.

Totally loving these Valentine’s Day cards from Planned Parenthood Minnesota, North Dakota, & South Dakota.

[weloveshortvideos]

[antonio-is-a-sleepybitch]

I cant stop laughing 😂

[sistermaryfake]

the music when the girl jumps has me dead

[lazyangels-network]

[rm-renfield]

i am laughing because i just started imagining a gordon ramsay-like feminist writer who, rather than helping to keep restaurants in business, goes to writers of television shows and films and chastises them for the sexism, racism, and general lack of diversity in their scripts

[knitmeapony]

“YOUR SCRIPT IS AS WHITE AS THE PAPER IT’S PRINTED ON, YOU DONKEY.”

[jcback]

make it happen!!!

[ilovetwoitles]

a mutual: [likes literally any random post of mine]

me: [clutches my heart]

me: [softly] i love u

[fakedick]

As People of Color, we actually have the power to select one (1) strange-looking poisonous plant and market it to white people as the new “superfruit”.

[kultmimbur]

yall forget white people are actually smart.

[fakedick]

You tagged this as “#nice try black tumblr”

Too bad for you, THIS WAS ASIAN TUMBLR ALL ALONG!

[dookiediamonds-deactivated20200]

[cutekittensarefun]

Basket full of meowing kittens

[funoftheday]

You don’t say.

[a-spoon-is-born]

[deadpaint]

[cutekittensarefun]

Cat gymnast

[nicolerichiecirca2003]

listen…i literally dream of being a woman with a skin care routine, that smells good always and eats vegetables but i am a swamp demon and i’m doing what i can with that 

[floralls]

Untitled | Flickr

[cute-animals-only]

[nightlyquotes]

[hurricaneclouds]

i support girls anger. i support girls who yell. i support girls who get called bitches and cunts at parties because they’ll swear at guys who won’t leave them alone. i support girls who don’t believe in second chances and cut off people who hurt them. i support girls who say no the first time and flip you off if you ask them again. i support girls who will never allow themselves to be pushovers and constantly get shit for it. you’re fucking incredible. 

[coluring]

i love holding hands with cute boys

[coluring]

[fstw-deactivated20141229]

I don’t need a significant other just a significant income