[lushbian-old-deactivated2019050]

HIGHLY forbidden knowledge.. 😧

[bagofbirds]

pronoucing wlw “woulez-wous”

[kehlso]

[losertakesall]

the actual best moment in all ANTM history

[lorde-daily]

Lorde by Jack Davison for The New York Times Magazine.

[thedramaandart]

[trollitics]

[classicalmonoblogue]

Apparently the dude who runs the crematorium is just fundamentally confused about how advertising works. He actually thought that the way you made an ad was you found a picture that got people’s attention … and then also included information about your company. He was genuinely surprised and baffled when people thought there was any relationship between the (independently nonsensical) captioned image and his cremation business. There were two more ads in the series that are equally, just… so much…

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[cornerof5thandvermouth]

this is somehow incredibly effective tbh

[memix]

Petition for all advertisements to be shitposts from now on

[flabberdabbergasted]

I once saw a billboard for a funeral home that said, “It’s 10pm. Do you know where your kids are?”

[stability]

[setheverman]

lmao ain’t that the guy from star wars?

[unofficially-nasa]

This is one of those pictures that the more you look at it the worse it gets

[the-rhythm-section]

Learned today that Clara Schumann high-key hated Wagner and called Tristan und Isolde “the most repugnant thing she had ever seen or heard in her life” and honestly, same. Tell em girl. So proud

[dotted-half-note]

Clara Schumann had no chill

[madisonmakes]

She also described Wagner’s death as “an event”.

[fannyhensel-official]

ding dong the Dick is dead

[gifyourass]

[lastfmuser]

[pr1nceshawn]

Disney Characters Reimagined As Pokemon Evolutions.

[mellifexfarm]

Hot hot hot hot chocolate

HEY WE GOT IT

[the-videodame]

[diabeticlesbian]

Edie & Thea: A Very Long Engagement dir. Susan Muska and Gréta Ólafsdottir (2009)

[mulaney]

Anonymous: Did you ever go back to the Salt and Pepper diner?

[honeybunash]

at my show he told us about this!! and then he also said that he got arrested with the same friends he went to the salt and pepper diner with and they were all named john and the police officer had them all lined up on his car and he asked the first guys name and he said john and then he asked john mulaney and he said john and then the officer said “if you say your name is john youre all going to jail” and then he said his name is john and the officer lost his shit

[hyrude]

fact: ppl named katie with a k are inherently more powerful than those who spell it with a c. the strongest catie could fight the weakest katie and would still be obliterated. however, katies ending in ie are superior to katies ending in y, with k/catis as the most inferior katie. the katie hierarchy is as follows: katie, katy, kati, catie, caty, cati. katherines, however, are the most powerful of all, with catherines at a distant second. if, for god knows what reason, you place an i between the a and the t (see: caitie, kaity), you do not qualify as a true katie, and will not survive past a single round of katie v katie fisticuffs.

[skygenders]

I’m coining generation Nobody Knows for people born in 1995-2000

[skygenders]

generation Nobody Knows has the qualities of both Millennials and Gen Z. We are broke and miserable like Millenials and frothing at the mouth and out for blood like Gen Z. 

[demandean]

we have the aggression, and also the depression