Literally Ian Duncan

I have an obsession with John Oliver and Petra from MCSM💔

[greatcheshire]

Porn bots on here are trying out new pick up lines, I see

[visibun]

This has to be adaptive learning. A line like this wouldn't work on any other goddamn site or its userbase aside from this godsforsaken one and it knows that

[jfk-heritage-posts]

official jfk heritage post

[iluvjohnoliver]

This MIGHT be my new banner

[iluvjohnoliver]

They LITERALLY are made for each other

[johnoliveretal-deactivated20201]

John Oliver has a message for you on Valentine’s day:

“I know I only show you my love once a week, but I take my time, focus on one thing, and go real deep”

[iluvjohnoliver]

YIPPPEEEE

[sunnyhedgie]

Sunny’s Life Ruiners 1/14- John Oliver <3 Part 9

(This is the last part for John Oliver for now! Thanks for all the reblogs and putting up with my love for this wonderful man! See ya with the next cutie! ;3)

[iluvjohnoliver]

OMG ITS BBG👅👅👅

[hildawhite-deactivated20200222]

The Blues Brothers (1980)

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Don’t hit Nazis with your fist

HIT THEM WITH YOUR CAR

[everywitchway-deactivated201905]

Again, just so everyone knows where this blog stands

[glasscffin]

ovulating rn

[iluvjohnoliver]

Real

[toadseason-deactivated20190325]

John Oliver being all sorts of amused.

[sunnyhedgie]

you cute sexy dork

[decemberwinter]

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

[jeremyallenwhite]

Comedy Challenge 10/10 Comedians: John Oliver

[iluvjohnoliver]

OHHH MY GODDDD

[sadquickchristmassnowman]

masterlist of episodes featuring prof duncan? I only JUST made the connection that he's played by john oliver

fantastic idea anon. I’m honestly surprised I haven't made this list yet as I am an avid duncan enjoyer lmfao and yes john oliver is great. so I’ll make the list right now. here we go:

the feat. professor duncan episode masterlist

1x01: pilot

he is the reason jeff chose to enroll at greendale

he has multiple interactions with jeff throughout the episode

1x04: social psychology

annie, troy, and abed participate in his psychological experiment in which he proves the existence of "the duncan principle"

1x05: advanced criminal law

duncan, dean pelton, and chang create "greendale court" in order to put britta's alleged academic dishonesty on trial

1x25: pascal's triangle revisited

first shown doing a therapy session with britta

constantly fighting with chang, escalating into chang punching him at the end

does his iconic rap after he gets drunk at the transfer dance

2x03: the psychology of letting go

takes over as the anthropology professor despite knowing nothing about the subject

uses the restraining order he got against chang to torment him

has a few conversations with jeff about the inevitability of death

is civil with chang by the end of the episode

2x05: messianic myths and ancient peoples

exclusively shown "teaching" the anthropology 101 class

2x11: abed's uncontrollable christmas

leads abed's "therapy" session but is generally unhelpful

2x12: asian population studies

again, just shown "teaching" anthropology 101

2x15: early 21st century romanticism

watches the liverpool vs. manchester united football game with jeff at jeff's apartment

has conversations with jeff about friendship and greendale etc.

2x21: paradigms of human memory

appears very briefly in a flashback to the events of "abed's uncontrollable christmas"

2x22: applied anthropology and culinary arts

is shown again at the head of the anthropology class, this time "administering their final" (getting drunk) but disappears very quickly as soon as the dean walks in

5x03: basic intergluteal numismatics

"helps" with the psychological aspect of the ass crack bandit investigation

(you might notice he is not in seasons 3 or 4. irl it's because he got too busy with his other projects, but in the show his character explains that he was "taking care of his sick mother")

5x05: geothermal escapism

shown briefly playing the floor is lava game, but loses very quickly after jeff knocks over the chair that he was going to jump on while chasing britta

5x06: analysis of cork-based networking

shown as a member of the save greendale committee

helps jeff, shirley, and chang choose a theme and decorate for the dance (bear down for midterms)

5x07: bondage and beta male sexuality

asks jeff to help him scheme a way into getting a date with britta, which ends up backfiring

ends up hanging out a lot with jeff. this episode re-establishes that the two of them have known each other longer than any of the other characters

5x11: g.i. jeff

appears briefly only in jeff's animated dream, as "xim xam"

(so, I guess it's not technically duncan, but it's jeff's g.i. joe dream version of duncan, so I’m counting it)

5x12: basic story

appears again as a member of the save greendale committee

5x13: basic sandwich

tries to help the save greendale committee uncover the hidden computer school but gets electrocuted lmfao

alright yep. that should be all. I personally went through the credits of every single episode to double check everything because I do not trust the lists that are already online tbh. full of discrepancies smh. also, yeah, he is indeed not in seasons 3, 4, or 6. anyway! hope this is helpful. duncan is hilarious and every single line that comes out of his mouth is comedy gold. bye

[anartisticdreamer0]

not my usual stuff but remember:

if/when tiktok comes back,

it is not the same place. it is not the same. and most importantly do NOT under any circumstances forget that The Tangerine was the one who wanted it banned in the first place and he is no savior, he, like everyone else in government, is doing what benefits him.

DO NOT FORGET THIS.

pick up the patterns, look at history.

[heraelis]

via NYPost: Immigration and Customs Enforcement is preparing to launch a “big f–king operation” across sanctuary cities — including Chicago and New York — immediately after President-elect Donald Trump’s inauguration, multiple sources told The Post.

Starting Jan. 21, multi-day “ground operations” will be launched across cities that have served as safe havens for migrants because the local authorities do not cooperate with the federal government when it comes to immigration issues, sources said.

[thatdisasterauthor]

Denver too.

[iluvjohnoliver]

He’s just a chill guy man😱😛

[iluvjohnoliver]

as a fellow john oliver fan you might find it amusing that #johnoliver is apparently one of the hashtags blocked by meta

this administration fears the british parrot

Yess because in my eyes he’s literally just a British parrot man💔 but imagine being so sensitive you have to block hashtags😭

[divamaryandjoseph]

rlly missing my man rn im going thru withdrawals

[iluvjohnoliver]

I NEED HIM💔💔

[iluvjohnoliver]

John Oliver photo dump because I have WAYY too many photos of this man

[the-beacons-of-minas-tirith]

Obsessed with this John Oliver screenshot. Idk the context but it’s amazing