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Will write fics if you give me an interesting enough prompt

[ilyainmywalls]

Ilya: As a reward, you can hug me for four to five seconds. 

Shane: Oh boy, forty five seconds!

Ilya: wAiT nOo

[ilyainmywalls]

Ilya x Shane x Hayden hiding in a closet fic

Ilya and shane hiding in a closet because plot? and shane has to keep quiet while ilya has a hand over his throat and slowly grinds against him

Hayden is also there to add a layer of: Shane trying to be quiet but his dick is hard and wet and grinding against Hayden's equally hard dick while ilya is smiling like a cat that got the canary

Shane can have a little cumming embarrassingly quickly in his pants as a treat (for me) and Hayden getting to experience all of this for the first time and knowing he needs to experience it again

Shane cuming while whining Hayden would make Ilya go insane

Also I love the idea of them acting like silence and secrecy is a life or death situation but it's just Cliff and Carter eating popcorn and giggling

They eventually emerge from the closet covered in blood. Hayden didn't make it

Poor Hayden was just a casualty of love

[ilyainmywalls]

Need a fic where ilya gets Anya but knows shane won't approve, so he tries being sneaky…. but that just makes shane misunderstand and think Anya is a woman And when confronted, ilya makes it worse because he has no clue where Shane's head is so it goes like

S: Do you love her? I: I do! She's amazing and beautiful and I just know that you'll love her too! S: I don't think I can Ilya. This is honestly making me wonder if I love you anymore I: No, come on Shane, she's so sweet, you won't even know she's there! She'll only sleep in our bed when you're at games and we can all go for runs together, it'll be perfect!

All while Shane is crying 😁

Would be extra funny if shane heard someone he loves (hayden/ his parents) talking with ilya about her and that's how he found out but the misunderstanding continues

S: You're my best friend, hayden, how could you do this to me? H: I didn't do anything man! I told him to tell her, but he said he was gonna ease you into the idea S: There's no easing! Never! I would never accept this! And I'm telling Jackie that you were ok with it H: She already knows man. The kids and her really love Anya S: You let her meet your kids?!? You're literally replacing me with this Russian bitch, I can't believe you! H: Language! That's so out of line shane, it's not that big of a deal dude. How can you say no to that pretty face?

[bucky-bucky-bucky-bucky]

song by Blythe Davis 💘

[ilyainmywalls]

Shane who pulls a muscle (in his ass obviously) and ilya who works at one of those sketchy massage parlors that seem sus but everyone swears will make you a new man

Virginal, shy 30 year old shane -who didn't have Ilya railing him for a decade- going and squirming under Ilya's big steady hands

[ilyainmywalls]

I am once again thinking about hypnosis hr where ilya tries to hypnotize shane so he can relax, but he accidentally sends him into subspace

Ilya all comfy in his pajamas, ready for bed after a long day only to accidentally unlock Freakier Shane TM

Shane without shame or inhibitions? A menace to Ilyas balls

That's a man who knows what he wants and isn't ashamed to ask for it

Please Ilya, sir, can you please tie me up and cum on my face? Mess up my glasses so I won't be able to see again without thinking about your taste Sit on my face until I can't breathe.... and then keep going I want you to use me until I have nothing left to give, until every atom in me is screaming Ilya, Ilya, Ilya, Ilya

Or sth like that

[witchy-worm]

Don't worry, Yuna, Shane is wearing his Reeboks in the streets & in the sheets ❤️

[ilyainmywalls]

PRIEST SHANE AND INCUBUS DEMON ILYA AND THEY FUCK IN THE CHURCH ON THE ALTAR 

Complete with Shane praying to God for forgiveness while being stuffed silly ofc

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Alternatively hot gay priest ilya and closeted shane who "confesses" his sins and then gets on his knees and sucks ilya off in the confession box

The good old Just tell me what to do father

[shoresys]

Heated Rivalry Week 2026 | Day 7: Free Choice - Shane Hollander Tropes

[hyphenemdash]

shane “mom please stop booking me jewelry sponsorships i hate the way it feels against my skin” hollander

vs.

shane “what do you mean it’s not safe to wear my wedding ring while playing hockey? you expect me to take it off? well am i at least allowed to put it on a chain around my neck? that has to be allowed, you wear your cross all the time, and i really think people should understand that i will never ever give you, my husband, ilya rozanov, one single reason to question if i want the entire world to know how much i fucking love you. also if i wear it on a necklace im becoming one of those players who always does media shirtless, so everyone has to stare at proof that i bagged ilya fucking rozanov” hollander-rozanov

[sleepyloon]

I hc that after like a year of marriage (maybe less, whenever he feels secure) ilya gets a tiny 24 tattooed on the side of his ring finger facing him, down between the first and second knuckle, where his ring would sit, bc they have to take their rings off to play (interferes with grip, too) and shane decides that yes, he can handle something that small and meaningful, and he gets a tiny matching 81, and the internet explodes after pap images speculating Shane Hollander's Only Tattoo get out and Ilya takes to IG like "excuse tf out of me this was my idea, he copied me!" and posts a picture of their hands together showing them off and being disgustingly adorable about it

[ilyainmywalls]

had to follow because ilya in my walls as a user name made me cackle. how did u come up w/ that?

Thanks❤️❤️ . I was writing a crack fic where after the tuna melt incident, Ilya doesn't give up and instead stalks Shane everywhere.

He goes to take a shower? Ilya's there.

Taking a nap? Ilya's under his bed.

Need a snack? Ilya's in the cupboards.

And that's how I came up with it lol😂😂

[ilyainmywalls]

Shane walks into the bathroom and sees a sexy lady all over Ilya in a compromising position, leaves heartbroken.... The lady was a Russian spy trying to kill Ilya  

Now Ilya is upset at Shane because I would never cheat on you moy lyubov! And I needed help! She was attacking me! And not in the sexy way like you do :(

[residentshrike]

drawing hudson in every slutty outfit i see is my life's mission

[marmalade-yesterday]

The alignment of these posts on my dash amuses me

[pollutionfair]

[ilyainmywalls]

This one is much worse I think lol

[firstprinced]

hella ass

[ilyainmywalls]

Shane trying to convince Hayden that Ilya's actually nice: He has a really nice heart. 

Hayden: Yeah, I've noticed you staring at his "nice hearts"