Persephone

'in the starlit ink of constellations you have written: endure.' S // Capricorn // ENTJ Just here for Pretty Words and Pretty Things I am basically 100 years old...

[foxes-in-love]

[marmalade-yesterday]

Amusing things overhead late at night in the hospital (because why shouldn't the worst day of your life also hold some humour?)

Doctor doing the initial consultation for a very eloquent elderly man

Doctor: And do you have any gaps in your memory?

Patient: I don't think so. I mean, you don't know what you don't remember, do you?

That same doctor and patient several hours later, trying to establish a medical history:

Doctor: And are you going to pee more often, would you say?

Patient: Am I going to pee? I don't make those sorts of plans.

Doctor: I suppose a better way of asking is 'do you find yourself needing to pee more often?' Recently. I'm not talking about future pees

And in between, another doctor and patient combination talking entirely past each other:

Doctor: I've got some notes here, but I'm keen to hear your version. So let's start with what's brought you to the hospital today?

Patient: *confidently* an Ambulance

[writingdose]

© _ADWills

[millenniallust4death]

I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD

[millenniallust4death]

Thank-you to all of my new Internet stranger friends for being so gracious about having my post shoved onto your dashboards. I loved reading all of your kind tags and comments! Both Martin and Bosco have been gone for several years now but for 24 hours, they felt very present in my life. I greatly appreciate this gift. ❤️

[psycorax]

Reblog to have your dashboard be visited by the spirit of joy that death can end but not erase.

[leavescrown]

Love that this is well beyond 7000 people now and still going

[millenniallust4death]

@leavescrown Exactly! It’s a beautiful gift. Martin and Bosco out there travelling around the Tumblr community, continually making new friends.

[millenniallust4death]

@sseanettles

#hello again martin and bosco!! sending you boys round for another go :)

Reading your tag made me laugh out loud. It’s like two old friends unexpectedly stopped by your porch for a quick visit. XD

[petermorwood]

I’ll always reblog Martin and Bosco when they splash across my dash, because of Reasons.

What’s loved, lives.

[rocedmed]

[heated-rivalry-two-souls]

Source

Poker Face

[inthisrinkwehollanov]

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[daenerystargaryen]

EMILIA CLARKE as BEA GRANT Ponies (2026) — Season 1, Episode 5

[themoonandmyman]

It still kills me that after David asks ‘so is the plan to just keep doing this until you both retire, or?’

Ilya doesn’t answer- he looks at Shane and waits, and only after Shane answers does he say ‘probably, yes.’

Excellent and excruciating foreshadowing for next season.

[m1male2]

Wells Cathedral

[prokopetz]

Forget pin/pen merger – the real dividing line for English accents is whether "Solomon Grundy / Born on a Monday" actually rhymes.

[prokopetz]

Do the opening lines of the English nursery rhyme "Solomon Grundy" (Solomon Grundy / Born on a Monday) rhyme in your accent?

Yes

No

I don't speak English

Voting ended onMar 12

[prokopetz]

I love that there are people in the notes going "it's not supposed to rhyme, you silly goose" and patiently explaining the concept of a slant rhyme as though this is esoteric knowledge, right next to people going "no, yeah, in my native dialect that just straight up rhymes".

(Hint: before declaring with confidence that a couplet in a traditional nursery rhyme is "meant" to be a slant rhyme, consider whether there exist any dialects where it does rhyme, and how likely it is that the nursery rhyme in question might have originated in one of those dialects.)

[marmalade-yesterday]

Ah ha! This rhymes in the part of the Midlands (UK) where I am from.

But our music teacher was American, and brought an arrangement of this over for us. And was baffled when we were doing the phrasing (just saying the words in rhythm) and Grundy rhymed with Monday.

So wherever he was from... it somehow did not rhyme?

[gothredy]

[deadunderorbit]

the little bump :((

[shillanov]

god i love slutty shane

one of my favourite things about slutty shane is that he did not know he was slutty. his instinctual, primal reaction upon seeing a hard cock was like that of a newborn pup to his mother's teat, which was "god i need this in my mouth right now". what the fuck. that's fucked

my other favourite thing about slutty shane (that talk about often) is that no one knows that he's slutty. no one expects this. ilya definitely did not which is why he is unable to let it go. it's like he discovered a gold mine in an unsuspecting cave. imagine the smugness he feels knowing that he discovered this secret and no one else can have it.

and not only is shane a slut, but he's a slut for bad boy cock. which. i respect it sir.

[marmalade-yesterday]

[marmalade-yesterday]

what even is happening!?

[my-dailydreams]