i’m coming to the cottage

[timbitshockey]

nothing to smile about in this diva’s life

[wtf-is-hockey]

I am fully ready to testify in court that Ilya is not actually particularly dominant. He’s just a service top whose long-term sexual partner happened to be thoroughly submissive and he cares more about pleasing than what role he’s in. But those of us who are enlightened can see submissive top Ilya gets his turn in ep. 4 for a brief moment. He’s in there and ready for those rare occasions Shane is so overcome with lust he accidentally takes the wheel.

[codename-adler]

the initials of Heated Rivalry (HR) might look like they’re a reference to the characters’ names (Hollander & Rozanov) but it actually stands for Human Resources, which is what Hayden Pike called when he learned his best bud too pure for this world been getting cracked six ways to Sunday for over a decade by none other than the Russian embodiment of Disney’s Dicks on Ice

[aavec]

I understand that people have issues with ep 3, but I’m grateful for it bc it gave us the Scott/Shane fight and therefore all of these great posts on Tumblr.com

[katinacrisis]

[gil-estel]

literally all I could think about while shane and yuna were having their Moment

[ilyasbigfatcock]

who knew that low budget gay hockey yaoi would bring me back to the pits of hell- i mean tumblr

[everfaye]

I’ve actually been fucking your son for 10 years. Thank you for pasta

[ilyascock]

Why does he look so serious…

[demigoddessqueens]

New baby girl pics just dropped

[hellofavillain]

“I am charming.”

[bane--lightwood]

#tag yourself

[ilyasbigfatcock]

alec: ah mr babe great to see you again

magnus: don't you mean mr bane

alec: ...no

[harryshmjr]

maryse is literally glowing after leaving robert’s sorry ass. she is finally focusing on herself, her own happiness, and her children’s. she’s reaching out to magnus because he makes her son happy so of course she approves LOVE ME SOME CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT

[hwob-deactivated20190729]

not to sound bitchy but LMFAO

[chenfordd]

this is probably my favourite moment on shadowhunters, EVER

[lookoolah]

Anyways Alec Lightwood is the type of person that would get his boyfriend a gift literally anytime he went anywhere. If there were 8 demons that he had to slay on the 5th avenue, he’d spend 10 minutes on the demons and then another 2 hours in Louis Vuitton picking out the wallet that Magnus would most likely think matched his new shoes. And if he went out shopping for let’s say Jace’s birthday, he’d somehow come home with a bag from American Eagle for Jace and like another 5 bags with Sephora and MK and Marc Jacobs and Gucci and some other antique store that was on his way home for Magnus. And if Izzy finally dragged him to Macy’s to get him some new shirts, he’d probably secretly sneak off and end up getting Magnus 3 different belts instead. And every time there was a Sephora anywhere near where Alec was, he’d end up spamming Izzy’s snapchat with a bunch of pictures of palettes and single shadows and eyeliners and highlighters and asking her which ones are good and which ones would Magnus like, and he’d also end up having his arms completely swatched in a bunch of lipsticks and eyeshadows every time he’d go to the mall for literally anything. And Magnus would always say that he doesn’t have to do this but he’d just smile and shyly reach for Magnus’s hand and just look up at him and whisper under his breath “yeah but I want to” and Magnus would melt and kiss him bc he cannot believe how much he loves this man

[exxtoria-deactivated20220710]

Magnus’s confession: A vision through Alec’s facial expressions