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Discoholic 🪩
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
cherry valley forever
taylor price
styofa doing anything
Mike Driver
Keni
Kiana Khansmith
Three Goblin Art
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Not today Justin
will byers stan first human second
ellievsbear
YOU ARE THE REASON
JVL
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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@im-0vulating
“you support gay rights so you must be gay”
i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you
turns out i am gay
holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type
Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!
he was a llama
a llama?! he’s supposed to be dead!
I always forget there are maga people on tumblr, this doesn’t feel like a website you’d find them on, so to keep them away:
Reblog if your blog is a maga free zone because if it wasn’t clear enough fuck ice, fuck maga, fuck Trump, Fuck Rowling, and fuck all the other bigots I missed
Just so everyone knows.
Fuck ICE.
ACAB.
No one is illegal on stolen land.
Leave my fucking page if you disagree. This isn’t negotiable, I won’t argue and I won’t tolerate it. You’ll be blocked instantly.
“Looks like you had an axe-cident.” Leon Kennedy probably
shakespeare wasn't lying that tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow can creep in this petty pace from day to day
neither was Smash Mouth. the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Now what would be an interesting turn of events would be if Esme attacked Bella in New Moon. Sweet, motherly, lovable Esme who never really leaves the house to be around humans - she doesn’t even have her own car.
How immune is she to the scent of blood? Jasper is in school every day where I know people are bleeding. But esme?
Picture the party ending in New Moon with Emmett and Jasper holding back their heart-faced mum, and suddenly the lovely Esme is very much a vampire and Bella is looking her future in the face
gojo is so SO sad because his baby cries whenever he gets too close, immediately hiding behind you or burying his little face against you whenever his papa appears, all while you stifle your giggles under your palm. satoru is predictably distraught by this, and loudly laments the fact that he's hated by his own precious son. and you only make him suffer for a little while longer before you tell him that his baby is actually kind of obsessed with him—that you keep a picture of his obnoxiously handsome face on hand at all times just for baby, who falls asleep clinging to it on a regular basis—but is just shy because he likes him so much.
Mattsun has this running joke that his dick is really tiny, which only tells you that its fucking massive
makki said something at the bar one night about how "the big dick squad was back in town!" and mattsun said without hesitation: "me and my micro better get outta here then"
and it was so raucously funny that it just became a thing in the friend group
months later, he's blitzed out of his mind, rambling to you about his ex-girlfriend.
"she always had something to bitch about-" he bitches himself. "my clothes, my job, my cock-"
"Is it actually that small?"
you're joking, but he clumsily leans over, his lack of fine motor skills evident as his lips ghost over the shell of your ear as he speaks.
"She wished it was fuckin' small," he hums. "Couldn't even handle the tip."
He pulls away, patting your thigh a bit too roughly.
"Bet you're a trooper though," he says. "Bet you're a real trooper."
Yandere CEO - Control
He is willing to spoil you and drown you in luxuries that you didn't know were possible. All you have to do in return is surrender control to him. He promises that you'll be well taken care of. He would expect nothing less for a priceless treasure. xo Yandreams
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Yandere CEO who is more than a little bit of a control freak. He has to have everything just so. This meticulousness is what has made him so successful in business and he believes that he can apply it to his personal life as well. What worked so well for one part of his life will surely work well for the other areas well.
Yandere CEO that takes pride in the fact that every aspect of his life is carefully maintained. There are schedules to be followed, lists to be made, and projects to complete. It's only right that the same control should be present behind closed doors. Why should he change who he is now that he is no longer working.
Yandere CEO who is demanding and exacting but not without reason. He truly does want the best for you and blades forged in fire come out all the stronger for it. You have a fire in your eyes and he doesn't want to be the water that puts it out. He knows that he alone has the ability to bring you to your full potential.
Yandere CEO who would never expect you to know everything right off the bat. That would be foolish and unreasonable - and he is neither of those things. Adjustment periods exist for a reason and he is a patient man. He can certainly wait out any tantrums or undesirable behavior. You'll correct yourself under his careful guidance and be all the better for it.
Yandere CEO that rewards adherence to the rules with a swift efficiency that honestly leaves you tad bewildered. He wants his Darling to have the best that life has to offer. For every show of obedience he will give you gifts tenfold. Remembering to let him know where you are and what you're doing will earn you a shopping spree anywhere in the world.
Yandere CEO who wants you to see his guidelines as part of your life and not restraints against your personal liberties. You did so well staying by his side and charming his associates at the last meeting. He can't have his Darling underdressed for the next event. There's some fashion show going on. His Darling should attend and let him know which outfits would look better in the closet at home.
Yandere CEO that desperately wants you to take as much pleasure as he does in the new living situation. He may be the master of the house, but that doesn't mean you have no say. As long as you don't stray outside what he has deemed acceptable he is more than willing to cater to your whims. You've been complaining about some of the decorative choices and location - why don't you go on a tour of some available properties and select the one you'd prefer to stay in.
Yandere CEO who can't help but punish you if you break the rules. This was avoidable, but he can't afford to be lenient or you'll take it as leave to continue. He won't be so crass as to mar your delicate self, but he will have to restrict some of your privileges. Perhaps a few days spent in that lovely place you asked him for will suffice. Away from prying eyes he will be free to get to the bottom of whatever is causing you to act out. He wants to teach you a lesson not scare you away.
Yandere CEO who feels his heart race the first time he sees you making lists the same way he does. Confining in him the way that a partner - no, a Darling - would. You're fitting in to his life so well you deserve something special. A black card should suffice, one linked to one of his accounts. Good Darlings should have the ability to buy all the pretty things they want as long as they remember who to thank with each tap of the card.
Yandere CEO that wants you to become part of his life. You'll have a tailored wardrobe, a luxurious place to live, and a chef who can make you whatever you want. All you have to do is listen to him, follow the rules, and remember who holds the power in your relationship.
When you were but a child in the palace walls there was very little you were allowed to do.
But you were permitted to talk to Nobel twins. The oldest was to be a Duke and he insisted his younger brother would be his right hand man.
The youngest brother wasn't shy but anti social. He didn't like talking , he was more of a watcher. The soon to be Duke however was fast friends with you. Always joking and running around the gardens with you. Pure memories that were sadly turned bitter sweet when a great battle started.
When you all were young adults the twins were sent to fight in a battle. Most Nobels like you, didn't fight. You wait patiently for their return...but only one did.
The Duke had watched his brother die and with the life of his brother many other things were lost too. He was more muscular, quite but his smile never faded around you. Almost losing him in battle made you realise your feelings for the Duke.
On the night of your wedding you tried to button his shirt when you saw a scare across his chest. He sees the sadness in your eyes and kisses your cheek. Little did you know the scar was not from foe but from himself. Because what you didn't know is that the real Duke was dead...
The youngest had a birthmark on his chest. He remembers you seeing it when he had fallen into the river as a boy. He doubts you remember that, nobody remembers him. He remembers it though.
Yandere!Inmate who keeps every single letter from you neatly folded under his bed. He goes through them religiously every evening, rehearsing each line like a prayer. He doesn't want to forget anything, not even the smallest detail. Where you went, what you ate, what you wore, he wants it burned into his memory. One day he'll be the one to accompany you, so he has to blend in as if he was never away to begin with.
Yandere!Inmate who closes his eyes during phone calls, trying to pretend there's no reinforced glass between the two of you. He grips onto the handle, savoring each word coming out of your pretty mouth. He promises you he'll be good. Sometimes he'll ask you to talk about future plans: where should you go together on holiday? What was that place you wanted to visit with him? He just needs a little push, you see. Perhaps one of the guards has forgotten the terrors he's capable of, or another inmate is becoming particularly cocky - either way, he can't go back to his old ways. No matter how much he'd like to watch the blood splatter across the wall with each incoming fist. He can't risk not seeing you again.
Yandere!Inmate who can't sleep the day before your meeting, shivering with excitement. He's been behaving well enough to earn a proper visit with you. He's not supposed to touch you, but he'll manage to sneak a hand over your thigh, gently caressing your skin with the fearful approach of someone handling the most fragile porcelain. Such an unbearable feeling; the scrutiny of the officers, the loud, brash voices of the other inmates, the obscene amount of security cameras. He wishes it could be just the two of you. The visits leave him drained and plagued by dreams of reunion. He can't take this much longer.
Yandere!Inmate who's finally gotten his furlough and can leave these damned walls for a couple of days. It's the only thing that gets him going, really, these small crumbles of freedom. You've offered to pick him up and provided him with an eventful schedule, which he readily and gleefully accepted, though he begged you to wait for his arrival instead. It's better if you're home, he explained impatiently. There's no telling how much self-control he has left. God, he's minutes away from making you his. The greed is spilling over.
Could be either [Yandere Prison] or [Yandere Delinquent Siblings]
The cultural impact of Shrek 2’s I Need a Hero has only one true rival and it’s Twilight’s baseball scene
truly do not understand workplace drama. we're stuck here doing stupid bullshit for 8 hours and you want to make it worse? But on the other hand I love hearing about arguments that are not and never will be my problem
THE CASUALNESS OF THAT COLLIE SLIPPING RIGHT OUT OF THEIR COLLAR. That dude is a Willing Participant of this walk and by god everyone else is going to follow the RULES.
im a fan of the moment where the husky is like 'wait you're not authorized to do that' and the collie is like 'THE FUCK IM NOT'
unstoppable force (border collie) vs immovable object (husky)
