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[spelldealer]

i know most of them are just literal animal combinations, but avatar has some of the best fantasy animal character designs i’ve ever seen

[spelldealer]

thinkin about turtle duck………..

[ceilingfan5]

WHICH FANFIC TROPE ARE YOU?

[animalcrossingmemes]

[mushroommamamaximus]

So I experienced sleep paralysis again the other day and it was the most bizarre one yet. I wish I was making this up.

[waynekiller]

bruh my little brother got a scratch and he was all crying and i was like “oh do you want one of the bandaids i use for my shots? they have cute emojis on them” and through his tears he goes “that’s cringe” IM DEAD

[waynekiller]

[patchworkghost-deactivated20250]

The LGBT’s on their way to Game stop to pick up Animal Crossing New Horizons

[matzahball]

I bought a bunch of bananas and I’ve caught Cleo staring at them every day since

[matzahball]

Update: I took the last one and now she wants to know where her bananas went

[acutely-autistic]

How do you know that she doesn’t just really love that bowl?

[matzahball]

Because when we leave the bananas on the table without the bowl she stares at them with just as much love!!! She ONLY looks at the empty bowl right after we remove the last banana. Then she’s no longer interested

[lovingmadjom]

[thrussy]

[rodrigosousart]

TV GHOST

[valleyhowler]

me: *wailing dramatically in a long Victorian dress with a lit candelabra down one of the many dimly lit corridors of my gothic mansion at midnight*

my spouse: *turning on the hall light* we fucking talked about this

[caffeinewitchcraft]

So my sister sent this to her boyfriend and I’m dying

[edoraslass]

That’s a keeper right there

[janijones]

[swarnpert]

[willabee]

she's trapped

[egberts]

a prison of her own making

[v8roadworrier]

my brain every night:

[homomedia]

[frigid666]

[minnie-kittie]

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[atmeal012]

[systlin]

Another tidbit of Mando lore;

Mandalorians quickly figured out that Jedi mostly view blaster fire as “fun lightsaber practice”.

During the Mando-Jedi wars, they dealt with this in characteristically practical fashion; they used slugthrowers (aka ordinary firearms) instead, because if a Jedi tries to deflect a regular bullet, what happens is “A bunch of bullet shrapnel to the Jedi’s face.”

[systlin]

Jedi or sith; deflects blaster fire

Mando’ade, racking a shotgun; deflect this you wizard bitch

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

everyone: you can’t beat the jedi. they’ll just deflect your blasters

the mandalorians: