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chkq-deactivated20260531

if i don't lock in they'll kill me. if i don't lock in they are going to kill me. not in an honourable way. like a dog. afraid

willgrahamscock

there are actors who bend over backwards to deny the homoerotic undertones that are clearly present between the characters they play with their costar and we have Mads Mikkelsen who told everybody with his full chest that it was hard to not kiss Hugh Dancy because he’s beautiful, and that Hannibal’s last thought was that he’s finally holding the man he loves as they fell off a cliff in an embrace

lustcannibalism

I hate when I go to copy a picture and it doesn’t paste. Do not disobey me.

lepetitghostcat

Alw's phantom but instead of mirror bride at the end of the music of the night erik shows christine his one and only 24 karat gold labewbew

tgcg

teeth

valtsv

i don't get passenger princesses i get passenger psychologists. picked someone up today and ten minutes into our journey they asked me do you get angry when you're scared and i was like uh i guess yeah why and they were like because you're driving this car like you wish it could feel pain.

eesirachs

thinking about organ modification in the bible. remove a rib. eat a fish liver, integrating it into your intestinal lining. circumcise your genitals. circumcise your heart. put parchment into your stomach. autopsy yourself now, look for god. you might find him just beneath the ribs, or in the tissue of the spleen

neenarchive

maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them

neenarchive

starting to think these maidens are stumbling in soaked through from the rain just to steal my beautiful gowns and homewear are any of you actually lost

elektrashocktherapy

At the checkout in Home Goods loading the belt with nothing but candelabras in all shapes & sizes while the cashier watches sympathetically and asks if it’s the maidens again

ortut

Lauhanvuori National Park, Kauhajoki, Finland

plaguedocboi

Everyone shut up they found Patrick and Spongebag

plaguedocboi

Oh for fucks sake Spongebob

rubynye

Change my meme (a replacement ‘Change my mind’ template) - template post - Imgur

bisexualshakespeare

[ID: an edited Calvin and Hobbes panel where Calvin sits, smiling, at a lemonade stand with a sign taped to the front of the table. It reads: It’s time to retire that other meme and replace it with this template. Change my mind. Next image is the same meme but the sign reads: Steven Crowder does not deserve a meme format. Change my mind. /end]

somelocusts

See this just feels so much better. I’ve read enough of those comics to know that Calvin has some really deep insights rattling around in his head. And look how happy and attentive he looks. You could absolutely have a polite, intelligent, and enriching conversation with this kid. Meanwhile Steven Crowder is so financially incentivized to always look like the smartest guy in any given room that the only way to change his mind is with a 2x4 to the side of the head. Which, I admit, would be enriching in its own way.