Nick Fury

Nick Fury RP blog

[im-not-a-pirate]

No, I am not a pirate.

Agents:

Natasha Romanoff: @natt-romanoff-barnes-official @nataliaromanova-official

Clint Barton: @clintbarton-thearrowguy

Yelena Belova: @the-best-black-widow

Sam Wilson: @we-love-redwing

Maria Hill: @agent-maria-hill

Phil Coulson: @trading-cards-owner

Daisy Johnson: @daisy-skye-johnson-quake

Alphonso Mackenzie: @the-shotgun-axe-man

FitzSimmons: @fitzsimmons-officialblog

Elena Rodríguez: @dutch-braids-4-lyf-and-4-evah

Melinda May: @melinda-qiaolian-may-the-cavalry

[im-not-a-pirate]

Hey Fury is S.H.I.E.L.D hiring?

Well, I guess that depends on who it is.

[im-not-a-pirate]

Fury, do you count as a superhero? It’s for uh... science

@ultimatelynova

I don’t think so

[ultimatelynova]

NOVA!!! finally!

@ultimate-webhead

Hey, I've been saving the world, that takes a bit of time. But yeah I'm here now, happy?

[ultimate-webhead]

hey! I save the world too!

but yes. happy 😁.

[ultimatelynova]

Wellllllll that’s debatable. I mean, JJJ thinks otherwise

...That smiley emoji looks ominous

[ultimate-webhead]

JJJ is a dummy who doesn't know the difference between me a war criminal

😁😁

[ultimatelynova]

I can’t even count on my fingers the number of warcrimes you’ve committed

Stop DOING that!

[ultimate-webhead]

The only war crimes were the ones when I went against Nick!! You were there for more than half of them!

😁😁😁😁

[ultimatelynova]

Well someone had to be there to save your skin

I WILL CALL FURY TO MAKE YOU STOP

[ultimate-webhead]

Yeah, Danny was! He's very useful, when he's not telling rhymes.

😁😁😁😁 😁😁 do it. no balls

[ultimatelynova]

Pffft, Danny is meditating to much of the time, isn't that right @theultimatedanny? Also, he won't knock you down to your size, you need me for that

Watch me. @im-not-a-pirate

[im-not-a-pirate]

Please don’t commit any more war crimes. It makes my job a lot harder.

[im-not-a-pirate]

mr. Fury? What if I ate a bar of soap? What then?

@dorothyrogers

Depending on the bar of soap, you might die. Which I don’t recommend.

[dorothyrogers]

Good. Are you an expert in soap bars? I ate the really big and yellow one that was in your office's bathroom

[im-not-a-pirate]

No, I-

You what?

Oh my god…

[dorothyrogers]

*She blows Bubbles while trying to talk*

[im-not-a-pirate]

… okay, that’s it, I’m calling your father.

[im-not-a-pirate]

mr. Fury? What if I ate a bar of soap? What then?

@dorothyrogers

Depending on the bar of soap, you might die. Which I don’t recommend.

[dorothyrogers]

Good. Are you an expert in soap bars? I ate the really big and yellow one that was in your office's bathroom

[im-not-a-pirate]

No, I-

You what?

Oh my god…

[im-not-a-pirate]

mr. Fury? What if I ate a bar of soap? What then?

@dorothyrogers

Depending on the bar of soap, you might die. Which I don’t recommend.

[im-not-a-pirate]

“Long time no see.” — @natanovna

You can say that again. Good to see you, Agent Romanoff.

[im-not-a-pirate]

Does It offend you to be called bald?

*sighs* I’ve gotten used to it by now

[im-not-a-pirate]

Where does your forehead end and where does your head start?

…

[im-not-a-pirate]

Does your head Shine when it's sunny?

No it does not

[im-not-a-pirate]

How does It feel not having hair?

It doesn’t bother me

[im-not-a-pirate]

Director Fury I love you even tho you're bald, you bald folks deserve love too

… alright then

[im-not-a-pirate]

Why are you bald?

I woke up one day and decided that’s what I want to be.

[im-not-a-pirate]

I love you, please don't go bald. Oh wait...

…

[im-not-a-pirate]

can I bedazzle your head with a very specific Captain america shield image?

… if I let one person do it, everyone will want to.

[im-not-a-pirate]

What happened to your eye? -@angelic-halos

I trusted the wrong person.

The details are… classified