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"It's not telepathy, but a mere coincidence." - JOY 

[verylittlebird]

a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club? nope. spider pulling up beside you at the lights in a lamborghini? never happened. they’ve got so many eyes because they love reading. nerds. all of them.

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

sigh. okay. what’s the news on supernatural. (a show that ended last month)

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

i wish i were dead <3

[april]

buddy its november

[april]

wait.

[melonmemes]

[pissyelliott]

[lathiat]

@super-affection

[excellent-monster-girl-ideas]

[uppermandible]

Let’s compromise

[gay-jesus-probably]

I’m pretty sure making me look at this is a war crime

[damianimated]

Sometimes those chip readers are just a little too aggressive.

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

[hobnob-69]

so you're in an open relationship that sounds wild

Is that what my Wikipedia says?

[hobnob-69]

That’s a relief I thought I was straight up cheating on him this entire time

[shromo-deactivated20181202]

When you haven’t saved your file in awhile and suddenly the cursor freezes 

[knightlyhoods-deactivated202404]

this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry

[quaadude]

Me getting my name called to get my order at Starbucks

[alt-j-deactivated20171027]

why is James spelled with an s. why is it plural. more than 1 Jame. how many James.

[skinamarinked]

[skinamarinked]

Personal favorite tags on this photo set so far

[classicartmeme]

[humoristics]

How to spot a dragon using an illusion spell

credit

[regularlesbian]

shes just a dense, thick bitch

[martheh]

you’ve heard of Dance Dance Revolution, now get ready for

Sit Sit Stability

[throwbackblr]

[bang]

[champagnepadre]

anybody who over 5'5: I hate ur giraffe looking, shrek jumbo size, t-rex looking, palm tree looking musty ass

[robertdeniro]

need a stool? I couldn’t hear you all the way down there

[bloomflowersbloom]