impidimp @im-shiny-impidimp - Tumblr Blog

Hands you some Pilk.

what, pilk like pigeon milk or -- ?

[ Drinks ]

AAACK... .ARGHCK..... ARHJGH... COUGH... CHACK....

concerned goblin sounds

Gengar starts Naruto running around, and accidentally bumps into you. Whoops…

Bumps right into the back of a Grimmsnarl who was looking away.

….

The dark type casts a look over his shoulder, eye glowing dimly.

Gengar looks up, unaffected. He then offers a Naruto plushie to Grimmsnarl.

…… ……..

Turns around…..

And takes the plushie, looking it over inquisitively. It didn’t know what it’d do with this, but he reckoned he’d keep it.

hops on grimmsnarl’s shoulder

wazzat?

“Not sure. Gengar here gave me a doll of some form….”

Holds it up to little impidimp.

yoinks and runs off

Gengar starts Naruto running around, and accidentally bumps into you. Whoops…

Bumps right into the back of a Grimmsnarl who was looking away.

….

The dark type casts a look over his shoulder, eye glowing dimly.

Gengar looks up, unaffected. He then offers a Naruto plushie to Grimmsnarl.

…… ……..

Turns around…..

And takes the plushie, looking it over inquisitively. It didn’t know what it’d do with this, but he reckoned he’d keep it.

hops on grimmsnarl's shoulder

wazzat?

finally… my impidimp can frolick and have fun in their new room…

where am I in there ?

you were downstairs eating the berries child

i eat your berries now

hehehehe

finally… my impidimp can frolick and have fun in their new room…

where am I in there ?

I’ll pick up @im-shiny-impidimp and carry them in my hair with me…..

*goblins sounds in his hair*

what is going on here 💪

why do you have so much hair

hehehehe

You is a Gorilla?

Hmph. You should strive to be hairy as me, little Impidimp. It's a display of power!

wouldn't be hard with all that hair?

do you wash the hair?

Yes. Who is your grimmsnarl? They taught you nothing? We take very good care of our hair, the Impidimp help comb it.

I no have grimmsnarl

you be grimmsnarl?

😨

of course I will be your grimmsnarl. You’re mine now. you will learn.

*goblin giggle*

what is going on here 💪

why do you have so much hair

hehehehe

You is a Gorilla?

Hmph. You should strive to be hairy as me, little Impidimp. It's a display of power!

wouldn't be hard with all that hair?

do you wash the hair?

Yes. Who is your grimmsnarl? They taught you nothing? We take very good care of our hair, the Impidimp help comb it.

I no have grimmsnarl

you be grimmsnarl?

what is going on here 💪

why do you have so much hair

hehehehe

You is a Gorilla?

Hmph. You should strive to be hairy as me, little Impidimp. It's a display of power!

wouldn't be hard with all that hair?

do you wash the hair?

what is going on here 💪

why do you have so much hair

hehehehe

You is a Gorilla?

shitpostinguniverse

Not until you come here and cuddle me

This is a threat

And a promise

This is slowly getting more threatening

Cuddle me pls I lonely

Imagine being lonely on a Friday and not in a camper

All my friends [abandoned me for the slime]

T-the what

SLIME

What slime

The slime I don’t have *sobbing*

Can I ask what the slime looks like

Can’t you see this is a sensitive topic for me??

I am so confused on so many different levels

Good

Now cuddle me

[[¤}□□\ c4ddl3s?

Yes :3 I am in desperate need of cuddles

[[^}□□\

Hey you @literary-squagon i have THE SLIME

What?! How did you get it??? Don’t hurt it!

Through very evil maner and if you dont give me two chinchillas i will eat it

Where am I supposed to get chinchillas this time of year??

@leeroy-jenkins666 please elaborate on how you will ingest a slime

@leeroy-jenkins666

I found some chinchillas but thy only came in a pack of three

What i cant take care of three of them i guess i will have to eat the slime

That’s my slime! Just get someone else to take the third off your hands!

I’m just gonna watch from as far away as possible

@leeroy-jenkins666 DON’T EAT MY FRICKING SLIME

Im eating it and you cant stop me unless i get two of the three chinchillas and a wizard made of tacos

Ew I don’t want it after you’ve eaten it that’s gross

I’m taking the chinchillas and adding them to my arsenal of cute animals

cc o)_)__\ *sleepy spell*

cc ~ )_)__\ now go to sleep and cuddle with me if you want

Nooooo I don’ wannsleep… *passes out snuggling the snom*

cc ~ )_)__\ success

*airhorn sounds*

*SILENCING SPELL*

*smashing pots together*

arend000-blog

You got silenced i ain’t gonna let you wake them up

snom-with-a-bomb

*explodes grenade in a distance where it wouldn’t hurt them but close enough that it would make loud sound*

arend000-blog

Do any of you know what silenced means it means nothing here makes a whole lot of noise explosion and whatever else included

*sad goblin sounds*

shitpostinguniverse

Not until you come here and cuddle me

This is a threat

And a promise

This is slowly getting more threatening

Cuddle me pls I lonely

Imagine being lonely on a Friday and not in a camper

All my friends [abandoned me for the slime]

T-the what

SLIME

What slime

The slime I don’t have *sobbing*

Can I ask what the slime looks like

Can’t you see this is a sensitive topic for me??

I am so confused on so many different levels

Good

Now cuddle me

[[¤}□□\ c4ddl3s?

Yes :3 I am in desperate need of cuddles

[[^}□□\

Hey you @literary-squagon i have THE SLIME

What?! How did you get it??? Don’t hurt it!

Through very evil maner and if you dont give me two chinchillas i will eat it

Where am I supposed to get chinchillas this time of year??

@leeroy-jenkins666 please elaborate on how you will ingest a slime

@leeroy-jenkins666

I found some chinchillas but thy only came in a pack of three

What i cant take care of three of them i guess i will have to eat the slime

That’s my slime! Just get someone else to take the third off your hands!

I’m just gonna watch from as far away as possible

@leeroy-jenkins666 DON’T EAT MY FRICKING SLIME

Im eating it and you cant stop me unless i get two of the three chinchillas and a wizard made of tacos

Ew I don’t want it after you’ve eaten it that’s gross

I’m taking the chinchillas and adding them to my arsenal of cute animals

cc o)_)__\ *sleepy spell*

cc ~ )_)__\ now go to sleep and cuddle with me if you want

Nooooo I don’ wannsleep… *passes out snuggling the snom*

cc ~ )_)__\ success

*airhorn sounds*

*SILENCING SPELL*

*smashing pots together*

shitpostinguniverse

Not until you come here and cuddle me

This is a threat

And a promise

This is slowly getting more threatening

Cuddle me pls I lonely

Imagine being lonely on a Friday and not in a camper

All my friends [abandoned me for the slime]

T-the what

SLIME

What slime

The slime I don’t have *sobbing*

Can I ask what the slime looks like

Can’t you see this is a sensitive topic for me??

I am so confused on so many different levels

Good

Now cuddle me

[[¤}□□\ c4ddl3s?

Yes :3 I am in desperate need of cuddles

[[^}□□\

Hey you @literary-squagon i have THE SLIME

What?! How did you get it??? Don’t hurt it!

Through very evil maner and if you dont give me two chinchillas i will eat it

Where am I supposed to get chinchillas this time of year??

@leeroy-jenkins666 please elaborate on how you will ingest a slime

@leeroy-jenkins666

I found some chinchillas but thy only came in a pack of three

What i cant take care of three of them i guess i will have to eat the slime

That’s my slime! Just get someone else to take the third off your hands!

I’m just gonna watch from as far away as possible

@leeroy-jenkins666 DON’T EAT MY FRICKING SLIME

Im eating it and you cant stop me unless i get two of the three chinchillas and a wizard made of tacos

Ew I don’t want it after you’ve eaten it that’s gross

I’m taking the chinchillas and adding them to my arsenal of cute animals

cc o)_)__\ *sleepy spell*

cc ~ )_)__\ now go to sleep and cuddle with me if you want

Nooooo I don’ wannsleep… *passes out snuggling the snom*

cc ~ )_)__\ success

*airhorn sounds*

who wants to get absolutely fucked up by a grimmsnarl

giggles like a goblin

kinda-odd-oddish

Hello! I am going to draw some of my pokemon friends/acquaintances! [My trainer taught me that word! ^v^]

If you want me to draw you, reblog this! :D!

giggles

kinda-odd-oddish

can i use this as my pfp??

#bro wth #so good

delilahfairchild

betrayal liners

"i should have seen it coming."

"given your history, i should have known better."

"please tell me that at least a part of it was real."

"[friend's name] tried to warn me about you, but i didn't listen, you know."

"i was ready to give you my heart."

"you should have killed me earlier, so i wouldn't live to see this."

"get away from me."

"kill me right now then, i dare you."

"i should have left you bleeding to your death."

"do you have any regrets doing this to me?"

"i hope you will remember this until your death."

"i loved you in this lifetime. i won't make that mistake in the next."

"no one could have saved you."

"somehow, i expected that this would happen eventually."

"do we really have to end it all?"

"the worst of it all, it's that if you ask now, i will forgive you."

"are you expecting me to beg for my life now?"

"you made a promise."

"we could have had a thousand of tomorrows together."

"i lost, didn't i?"

"i deserve this. you deserve to kill me"

"technically you won't kill me, because i gave it to you. do it properly, then."

"make it quick, please."

"please tell me why."

"was i not enough for you?"

"please forgive me for pushing you this far"

"i forgive you."

make it quick please?

snom-with-sweater

cc =🌸)__\ I may have...

cc ,🌸)__\ Ruined my trainer's sleep schedule...

cc =🌸)__\ And their boyfriend's

cc _🌸)__\ Oh boy...