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Coworkers trying on magic coats
I love the latest controversy in the Catholic church! Some priests haven't been doing baptism right and because they decided those are all void they gotta deal with the implication they sent people to hell as a bit of a whoopsie.
My understanding is that the priest was criticized for saying "we" instead of "I" during the baptism, which took him by surprise because he had been doing that the entire time he's been a priest, and that led to every baptism he's ever performed being declared invalid.
Then other priests started to come forward saying that they also had been saying "we" instead of "I", and therefore all their baptisms don't count.
Then people started to look back at videos of their own baptisms, and now multiple priests have discovered that their own baptism was never valid in the first place, therefore they have never been *really* Christian, and therefore have never been priests, and everything they've done in their entire career was meaningless.
And the reason they have to say "I" and not "we" is because the baptism is really being performed by Actual Jesus Christ, not by a "we" of any sort, literal or figurative. And you know what that means?
This whole thing is happening because people weren't using Jesus's preferred pronouns.
"I've never seen Baz eat at a table like this. With People. Every time he laughs - Lady Ruth makes him laugh, and I do, too, sometimes - I look for his fangs. I don't see them. Could this be real?" - Any Way the Wind Blows, Rainbow Rowell
Happy birthday, Baz!
we all love you a totally normal amount 💕
Favourite scene from Any Way The Wind Blows for Baz’s birthday!
And an extra page of Simon playing with Baz’s hair because this is apparently my new favourite thing:
This is stunning. I’m overwhelmed. This is one of my favourite scenes and you’ve brought it to life so beautifully. The light, the colours, the absolute tenderness of their touches, the way Simon rests his head on Baz’s shoulder, Baz’s words in this scene, the tail, the wings, their faces, aaaaahhhh!!!!
And the sketches that follow!! Running his fingers through Baz’s—how happy Simon looks and how vulnerable, tender and content Baz looks. This is a gift to all of us, Bhavna. Thank you for it 💚
if I was Orpheus I’d argue that Eurydice has to walk ahead of me so I can admire her while we go. Hades is a feminist so he has to let this happen.
“What if Eurydice looks back??” You foole
As established, Hades is a feminist and Eurydice is allowed to look back to cherish and respect my big naturals as we go, as is her right
Wishing you a wintery Christmas ❄️
this gets funnier every year
The year is 2042. Your daughter is awkwardly silent as she eats her dinner. “Something wrong sweetie?” She sighs and puts down her fork. “I was digging really deep in AO3 last night…Why didn’t you finish that coffee shop au?” It happened. Your past has come back to haunt you. Nay, it never truly left.
U CANNOT OUTRUN UR CRIME
OKAY BUT WAIT. This has happened to me. Recently. Because I am old and I have things out there from previous fandoms with previous pseuds and one day my teenager begins a rant at me about people never finishing any WIPs on the pit of voles (which he does not call the pit of voles because he has No Knowledge of such a thing but yet he still reads on which I didn’t think anyone did any longer) and he points out an example to me of something I WROTE AND LEFT WIPing for ages and he has NO IDEA #1 that his mom wrote this and #2 How much it still haunts me to this day that it will. sit. there. for. eternity. because I am too lazy to pull it down.
oh my god
#why didn’t you finish cleaning your room?#IDK MOM WHY DIDN’T YOU FINISH THE RON/DRACO MERMAID AU?
( @mrv3000 )
Every year, this becomes both more funny, and more painful, and for both of those reasons, it should never be lost or forgotten.
Help me finish this drawing from top to bottom piece by piece please <3
Do you like them?
me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???
my brain:
my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………
ranibow sprimkle……..
kepchup.
SPINCH
B A N C H
chichen nuggest
b R o G L e
strawbebbies..
this post almost moved me to tears
Tag yourself, I’m spinch or rainbow sprimkle
I’m kepchup lmao
Brogle and rainbow sprimkle
This is so charming I feel punched in the solar plexus and I’m here for this sort of gentle, sweet violence.
some additions from my own collection
Mission Accomplished, We Got Him.
"IDONTIDONTGITIT!"
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Saw this screenshot on twitter
Illustrations - Vorja Sánchez.
You are a long forgotten god. A small girl leaves a piece of candy at your shrine, and you awaken. Now, you must do everything to protect your High Priestess, the girl, and her entire kindergarten class, your worshipers.
The stone was immovable, in the past. Indestructible. A spire of granite no mortal hand could even alter.
But mortal hands build clever tools, and these last few hundred years I have lived in dread that they will break this, my sacred stone, the last link that preserves me, a faint shadow of a forgotten god. While my sacred stone stands, I do not, quite, fade away.
I am in a park, now, clipped and tamed, my forests long gone. But they landscape around me and my stone, admiring its beauty, so I do not complain. While they take pleasure in the stone, I am safe.
There is a playground a few lengths away, and the laughter and happy shrieking rouse me a little from my sleep. I watched over children, once. It’s nice to hear them again.
But I don’t truly awaken until the Offering is made.
Little hands touch my stone, with curiosity and a sort of reverence that only the very young feel now. For a child young enough the world is still a mystery, and even an ancient granite stone provokes wonder. So I stir, when she touches the stone, becoming hazily aware.
And then, solemnly, the child places a tiny colourful object in the roughly shaped alcove in the stone’s side, the place where offerings were laid two thousand years ago and more, and I awaken. Many people have put things in that alcove, of course… to take pictures, usually, these days, or putting a lost object where it will be seen. Merely to place an object in the alcove isn’t enough. A true offering is given as a gift, with intent.
As this is.
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