sometimes I wish I was Jared,19

19| they/them

[konoko]

[bathroomcube]

fuck me all my friends have jobs which means they have no time to play toys with me and its fuycking ruining my life

[mioxenoblade]

May you be blessed with hardcore gay sex thatd give a conservative a deadly heart attack this pride

[catherine-of-aragorn]

I’m asexual, can I be blessed with a buttload (approximately 126 gallons or 834 pounds) of garlic bread instead?

[mioxenoblade]

Ya know what? Absolutely.

[teratomarty]

Reblog to bless your followers with freaky sex and/or garlic bread.

[the-haiku-bot]

Reblog to bless your

followers with freaky sex

and/or garlic bread.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[yourtubes]

*calls you by your url at your funeral* 

[batsdotjpg]

congrats to mcr for being one of the only things able to knock dracula off #1 on trending

[batsdotjpg]

[paris-in-flames]

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[spooky-scary-virgil]

[corvidkiid]

What if I made one of those ‘which color am I’ memes but all of them are extremely specific about my actual mutuals

[corvidkiid]

pspspsps guys

the gangs all here

[gahdamnpunk]

AND a race one since the most affected regions will be Africa, Asia and Oceania

[rock-fish-deactivated20201231]

as a friend pointed out, this headline makes it sound like supply will be dwindling. supply is fine. people will be *priced out*.

[trekmemes-deactivated20220205]

this is fucking MURDER.

insulin has been mass produced (from animal extracts) since -1923-. slow acting insulin has existed since the ‘50s, and ‘human’ genetically engineered insulin (derived from E. coli bacteria) has existed since 1982.

insulin treatment for diabetes is not some new or ‘unproven’ treatment. according to beyondtype1, “Humalog rapid-acting insulin came on to the market with a list price of $21 a vial in 1997.” adjusting for inflation, a vial these days should cost about $34 at most. instead, it costs over $300. there is NO reason for it to be steadily gaining in price to the point that diabetics are unable to afford their lifesaving medication, other than the sheer inhuman greed of pharmaceutical manufacturers.

let me reiterate: life without insulin (for Type 1 diabetics in particular) is a slow and painful death sentence. the ability to treat diabetes is a relatively modern phenomenon that has allowed countless people to live full, healthy lives. we should be expanding full covereage and access to insulin to diabetics the world over, and it should be FREE.

[orimarie-deactivated20210518]

[sarroora]

Aaaand sign off. Mainstream Western media, Ladies and Gentlemen. Believe it or not, this reporter was actually somewhat professional by the typical standards we see from channels like CNN. I’ve seen much worse.

Watch the full interview here: https://www.instagram.com/p/COuuzG1l_yj/ 

Kurd’s comment on the interview: “I knew this interview was going to have a biased, inaccurate framing, and it did from the start. But I made sure I course corrected. I’m happy that you cannot edit a live interview, because there’s no way I could have spoken so bluntly about the myth of “both sides” and Israeli “self-defense” had this been prerecorded. Thanks CNN for taking my testimony about settler-colonialism.“

—

Here are some backups (sadly in bits only), since some social media - like Instagram, conveniently deletes some posts about what’s happening in Palestine.

https://www.facebook.com/harryfear/videos/173620601322608/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2T6K4FXg5A

https://www.instagram.com/mohammedelkurd/?hl=en

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ae4Bb-5sMhc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZJJONhvj0U

—

[akela-typo]

eid mubarak 🌟 remember Palestine in your prayers this eid 💗

[usertoxicyaoi]

Eid Mubarak to everyone who is celebrating! may Allah accept all our ibaadah, efforts and duas. i hope you all get to spend the day safely and happily surrounded by your loved ones, however that may be - in person or virtually. please, please take a moment out of your day to continue to remember the muslim ummah in your duas, particularly those who are suffering right now in places like palestine, are less fortunate, who are ill or who may have lost someone close in or around Ramadhan, and consequently may not get to celebrate Eid in the same manner, or with the same vigour. duas can move mountains. may your day be filled with love and light, and may Allah continue to shower His blessings and mercy upon us all.

[arcadialedger]

For Eid: A List of Muslim Contemporary Novels

Love from A to Z by S.K. Ali

Love, Hate & Other Filters by Samira Ahmed

The Life and Lies of Rukshana Ali by Sabina Khan

All- American Muslim Girl by Nadine Jolie Courtney

A Very Large Expanse of Sea by Taherah Mafi

Saints and Misfits by S.K. Ali

Written in the Stars by Aisha Saeed

Sofia Khan is Not Obliged by by Ayisha Malik

The Bad Muslim Discount by Syed M. Masood

Zara Hossain is Here by Sabina Khan

[make--it--gayer]

[veztemporana-deactivated2019061]

bonus:

[scumbagsblog]

I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier

[noxsanguius-deactivated20250519]

Due to personal reasons,

It is now Halloween

🦇🕸🦂🕷🍁🍂🔪🎃🔮🎱🌚🌙🕯🗡⚰

[wifemoji]

happy ldov i got sexually harassed at work and my boss threatened to fire me anyway if you have a couple bucks to spare i'd really appreciate being able to buy some tampons and a new leash for my dog

[birdmans]

Diary of a Wimpy Kid dir. Thor Freudenthal