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gooner mewing baby gronk skibidi rizz in ohio is just the new big chungus ugandan knuckles dogelore ligma is just the new deep fried mlg montage here come dat boy dicks out for harambe is just the new rage face forever alone trololo that feel when no gf which according to my dad is just the modern replacement for nerds incessantly quoting Monty Python at each other

xtobfb

This is so skibidi

#skibidi

oldwomenyuri123

"HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HA-GURLGURGGU💦LGERGGU💦💦GERGUR💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦"

xtobfb

THIS MADE ME CACKLE😭😭😭

sonicdjam

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catgirl-kaiju

alway reblog kno knotes knuckles post

xtobfb

Gotta love knuckles

YALL I NEVER GOT SO LUCKY IN GENSHIN BEFORE😭😭

SO I WAS PULLING FOR NEUVIE, AND LOST MY 5050. I GOT TIGHNARI, WHICH WAS THE ONLY STANDARD BANNER ONE THAT I WANTED😍 I CONTINUED PULLING AND GOT MY NEUVILLETTE, I CLAIMED MY STARDUST AND STARGLITTER, DID AN EXTRA TEN PULL, AND GOT NEUVILLETTE'S C1 AT 2 F-CKING PITY😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

I LOVE THIS DARN GAME SM😭😭

#neuvillette #genshin impact #genshin impact wishing #HOW DID I GET SO LUCK OMFG #I LOVE YOU MIHOYOOOOOO #cyno is my next pulling target

redr0sewrites

what if i said hear me out

koku-shibou

Bro have you seen @warringwarrioridiot's oc? SHE'S SO HOT!!!

Would let Taiga stomp on me until I'm nothing but air molecules.

Douma ... is this you ...?

xtobfb

I LOVE THE WAY UR SO BLUNT ABT IT KOKU

official-lucifers-child

Wiggle

c4pyb4ra

it did not work, but i can help

big wiggle

bonersniper

might-be-somebody

the only super long Tumblr post I love

It's back. Classic.

ok!

Saw a post like this with negative outlook so I asked for it to be fixed

xtobfb

I really need those five years blud

shirofairy

I LOVE DRAGONS 💚💚💚💚💚

That's the post

xsezzie

👀📸 ft @ppystkposts

kingmaxstatic

I had this dream were Starline came back in a comic and he was just stanced up like this and people memed the SHIT out of it so I willed it into reality

cuteautumn

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

tomatoreddsworld-deactivated201

WHAT THE FUCK IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE WHY DID SOMEONE REBLOG THIS

derranger-deactivated20220102

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

imokube-deactivated20240203

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

mr-freezo-42069-inactive

🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

hallowed-be-thy-ween

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN

xtobfb

🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN

🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

motherfrigginpsas

LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

feytaline-loves-deactivated2018

For the love of god PLEASE REBLOG THIS

I see this stupid fucking post one a goddamn week and someone is going to literally fucking die from it

abbessolute

@oneshoeshort

oneshoeshort-deactivated2021060

IF YOU WONT LISTEN TO OP, LISTEN TO THE RETIRED PARAMEDIC WHO HAS SEEN PEOPLE DIE FROM THIS SHIT.

sirro85-blog

Poison control may advise diluting the toxin somehow like with water or milk, otherwise do not give them something to drink and take the empty pill bottle/ blister pack with you to the hospital.

becausewedefinetheworld

btw just searched it up, US poison control number is 1 800 222 1222

arcadialedger

REBLOG

isearchedtheyooniverse-deactiva

F U C K I N G

R E B L O G

T H I S

W H E N E V E R

Y O U S E E T H I S

O N Y O U R D A S H

astro-so

R E B L O G

I DONT CARE WHO YOU ARE

R E B L O G

prick-o

i felt like this was important idk

rav3r-d0ll

PLEASE REBLOG!

whisperingsoup

In Canada, 1-844-764-7669 will connect you with a national poison control center

toskarin

oh I didn't realize you used to be a huge piece of shit

now this may surprise some of the audience, but the majority of humans have to survive a phase called "being a teenager" and the results are often catastrophic

silver-tongues-blog

We should be fine as long as we do not reblog bread.

xikar

Question.

I’ve rebogged bread.

doublereversequadrupleagent-blo

What?

arthurkingsmen-archive-deactiva

I have done nothing but reblog bread for the past three days.

blurry-yeensman

Where, where have you been sending it?!

infamouslydorky

impiusangelus

I love how there are more reblogs than likes

silver-tongues-blog

This post. This fucking post. I cannot believe after nearly 7 years its still going around. Let alone ON MY OWN DASH! A kid born on the day i posted this would be entering 2nd grade right now.

huffylemon

Happy Halloween

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