[77lllll]

[theyarenotaboy]

Put this in the MOMA

[witchdaggers]

a year later this is still the funniest video on the internet and i can’t even adequately explain why

[lewisaur-deactivated20210222]

wow

[delightfuldonutdreams]

Do you ever wonder how many stories have been told about you? I don’t mean rumors or gossip. A story like “ one time I was at the mall and this girl dropped her hotdog but she picked it up and ate it” what if I’m that girl??how many times have people seen me do something I thought no one saw and is now being used as an ice breaker at a family dinner? Hmmmmmm?!???!

[helloitsbees]

one time i was in this historical park in new york and i was climbing a tree in order to get a good photo and i fell out just as a family was walking past…two years later i ran into the mom at stop&shop and she gasped and said “oh my god, tree girl?” and i’ve never been the same since

[babustyles]

[souryellows]

when i was in like third grade i went to this science camp and one night at campfire they told us a story about a ufo crashing into a lake nearby and then later in the middle of the night they woke us all up and told us the aliens were back and this time they’d laid eggs in the woods !! it was our duty to arm ourselves and go destroy the eggs, so we armored up in tinfoil and shaving cream ( ????? ) and marched into the woods ready to save the planet. the ‘eggs’ were whole watermelons hidden around the camp and we had to smash them open on trees and rocks and eat the alien fetus/watermelon goo as fast as possible. i cannot emphasis enough the raw joy of digging into a watermelon with your bare hands and stuffing it into your face in the middle of the night in the woods, barely taking time to chew so that you can save the planet from hostile aliens, and i think i became the person i am because of that night.

[bogleech]

me as a camp councelor

[transselkie]

I can not stress this enough but, what the fuck.

[spiritguardian]

In which scientists have no chill and it’s amazing

[lucidnee]

Patrick was a fake ass friend to spongebob. He was a bitch

[a-tom-ic-bomb]

Source?

[lucidnee]

episode where Patrick fam came over and sponegbob pretended to be dumb for him and Patrick flip flop ass started making fun of him.

[skyakafreckles]

Patrick was cold for that

[reign-sl]

And that episode where Mr Krabs gave them both a toy to share and he selfishly dodged and ignored SpongeBob to keep it for himself? TRIFLING

[lucidnee]

EXACTLY Patrick ain’t never been a true friend

[bodegaowner-deactivated20190930]

real friends……how many of us?

[sexthongsandbuddah]

And the time he ate his fucking chocolate bar & tried to jack spongebob for his.. nah son

[lucidnee]

Patrick did spongebob dirty so many times smh he a Gemini

[starlightandtears]

Psyche!! His birthday is February 26th. Hez a Pisces. http://spongebob.wikia.com/wiki/Patrick_Star

[sweetlikesugahcane-deactivated2]

Oop!!!

[aaliyah-apollonia-deactivated20]

And when he convinced spongebob he was ugly

[imjihlitmoe-deactivated20170829]

that time gary left spongebob for the cookie in patrick pocket and patrick aint have no issue claimin that lil nigga as his own

[awkwardlyacceptable]

When Patrick and Spongebob had a baby and Patrick’s lying ass wasn’t going to work and was eating sundaes at his house!!

[conchfritters-n-spanishlimes]

Patrick ain’t bout shit

[bando--grand-scamyon]

Here for the Patrick drag @mysticdragoonzeref

[havocs-archived]

[melonboyy]

u kno wat fuck college

[notanyaonlyzuul]

Imma still go tho imma still go

[antoniporowski]

This summer I’m gonna get so much done I’m gonna do some traveling, hang out with some old friends, get a summer job, work out and eat healthier, and get ready for my new classes by getting the required books early and studying them. 

June, July & August: 

[officialinternet]

[ruinedchildhood]

Hey! This is a family show!

[imaboutthatshakespearelife]

me: say it— i need to hear those three words

library database: Full Text Online

me, shedding tears: i love you too

[ithelpstodream]

[tiredtwstoutt]

Also the first African American woman to get a Ph.D from MIT

[thetallblacknerd]

Without her y'all couldn’t duck Sallie Mae

[itsexclusive]

God bless her.

[jovan]

me flirting: I don’t want you to die

[goldipad-deactivated20170603]

[sidechica]

[vilepluff-deactivated20170912]

the phrase "she's got it goin on like donkey kong" implies that donkey kong has a fat ass.

to be frank that isn’t something I’d like to think about.

[beeliosis]

he does tho???

[vilepluff-deactivated20170912]

I SAID I WOULD NOT LIKE TO THINK ABOUT IT.