nope, you’re not drunk. otherwise that’d mean i am too, and i can guarantee you i’ve had a total of 0 adult beverages.
me, i’m a gambler! kind of a tricky thing to be, you see. everything i do relies on luck.
luckily enough, though, i have plenty of good luck. but yeah, i’d suggest taking a good look at yourself and figuring out what you are and what you can do in this strange new world.
a gambler, huh...? s'pose that would typically rely on RNG, so like you said, pure luck. funny how well that seems to suit you, though.
-starts examining self, finding a book clipped to his waist alongside vials of god knows what-
hmmm. I might have an idea here...
-swipes fingers across the pages and concentrate his efforts, causing a flurry of light across both of them, filling his body with a new strength-
...Hm, interesting.
