Ask Me About Birds

Go fast, Eat ass

[daily-spooky]

[animentality]

[just-taking-adam-break]

A man walked straight into a bar

And then came out

[teaboot]

how dare you

[aristotels]

this is so sad. in the united states of america teenagers dont even have enough money for drugs. one like one prayer.

[tomcruisingthroughlife]

[thememedaddy]

[fullofdelight]

Found this gem in the comments.

[dogmotif-deactivated20240505]

i love tumblr because sometimes i get an urge to rb posts about something nobody likes and everyone just politely ignores me. everyone's like oh he's fallen into madness again, he'll be fine later i guess

[catchymemes]

[obsessingoverl]

@bay7let

[vimeddiart]

Doodle of my waking situation this morning

[daily-spooky]

[depsidase]

[savagexalaskan]

hey im free later if you wanna like get married or merge souls or something

[daily-spooky]

[opiumvampire]

fuck w me

[opiumvampire]

FUCK W ME

[professional-egg-layer]

They're true to life

[daily-spooky]

[daily-spooky]

[daily-spooky]

[wastehound-voof-deactivated2024]

Little old Italian lady: Do you have zucchini?

Me: Yes, right here.

Lady: Is how much?

Me: $2.99 a pound.

Lady: It's usually $1.49.

Me: Yes, in the summer.

Lady, pauses, then grabs two: I put it in a soup.

Me: Oh nice, what kind are you making?

Lady: You will not fantasize about my soup.

And then she walked away. "You will not fantasize about my soup" will be in my head forever. I love you, little old Italian lady.