I've been training for this shit!

@imafuckingsurvivor

"Shit, man... This isn't a joke! I don't have time for this! My camera guy and I on the run from fucking INSANE pirates!" [[ Independent 'Far Cry Experience' roleplay blog. Multifandom. I am not Christopher Mintz-Plasse, nor am I associated with him. ]] var ref = (''+document.referrer+''); var w_h = window.screen.width + " x " + window.screen.height; document.write('

and here is fishlegs trying to sing coldplay for you

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My life is now complete.

#me #camera man #beautiful

"Are you fucking kidding me?!" He's getting real sick and tired of circling this fucking jungle. Every tree looks the same with their leaves and their little twigs.

Had that vine been there before? Who the fuck knows. All Chris knows is he's hopelessly lost in the middle of an island filled with blood-thirsty pirates.

Great.

#open #far cry rp

"Hey guys! Chris Mintz-Plasse here just hanging out the island that inspired Far Cry 2. Ubisoft told me to come in--"

"Chris, it's-it's Far Cry 3--the third one."

"Three?"

"Yeah, they're on their trilogy--"

"FUCK!"

barry // chris -- independent far cry experience roleplaying blogs

#ooc #self promo #HEY FUCKERS

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imafuckingsurvivor

mixreino-deactivated20141202

“Mclovin’ stop stealing my fucking spotlight, ah? This is my island, asshole.”

imafuckingsurvivor

Shit. Shit shit shit. Shit shit. Shit.

"I-I wasn't stealing anything, man! It's all yours! Allllllll yours! ... We cool?"

#mixreino #c-c-c-OMBO BREAKER #and yeeee no problem!#i hadn't been on this account in ages #but once i saw a new vaas lurking around i had to come back B)

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"Well, you look like shit. So.”

imafuckingsurvivor

"You're one to talk! That scarf is probably gonna make you break out in some fucking rash or something with whatever they're using to make it on this shit hole."

#donttouchamanslens

WHERE DID YOU GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"--Uhhh... Who wants to know?"

#anon #answered

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Barry purchased a new scarf. That’s admirable, considering all the money that he had on his person was put into this scraggly piece of fabric.

Ah, well. Fashion calls. And he desperately needs a distraction from the horrors that tear at him every living, breathing minute on this godforsaken island.

"… quit staring at me, it’s making me nervous."

He refuses to fall into a guilt trip.

imafuckingsurvivor

"... That's so gay, dude."

#donttouchamanslens

"WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN!?!?!?"