whatever and ever forever

DM me pictures of your pets and ask me questions about my struggle to overcome not knowing any cool stuff to do here.

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

me: you know that according to schrödinger, anything you put in a box is both dead AND alive

everyone at the funeral: *nervously stares at coffin*

[physticuffs]

schrödinger would have hated this interpretation of his work and i am HERE for it

[cipheramnesia]

He might be rolling over in his grave.

Or not.

[imafuckinpuppy]

i'm opening a church to sell coke and led zeppelin

[glyphsmash]

*eats a berry* *eats a berry* *eats a berry* *eats a berry* *eats a berry*

[tchaikovskaya]

[imafuckinpuppy]

how do you know so many guys named berry?

[imafuckinpuppy]

nice try the devil..

[fenty-rihanna]

Rihanna photographed for Paper Magazine

[fakehistory]

Adolf Hitler finding out Italy declared war (circa 1945)

[elveepee]

“Ziggurat,” 2019 oil on paper LOUIEVANPATTEN.com

[papasmoke]

hmm, i will jump into this rabbit hole yes

[just-shower-thoughts]

A pizza with a radius ‘z’ and thickness 'a’ has a volume of 'pi*z*z*a’

[anxietyproblem]

[mlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlml-deactivate]

[just-shower-thoughts]

We have over 50 euphemisms for boobs but no word for the day after tomorrow

[imafuckinpuppy]

Its called super-tomorrow

[frickin-fresh-memes]

don’t mind me, i’m just doing god’s work

[vesperalia]

“The Dual Pillars Series. Pt.II: Possess & Control” [Digital Collage, 2019]

[surrealismart]

Homesickness (?)

Rene Magritte

[sweetcharr]

[imafuckinpuppy]

same but bleeding

[nonamenonewhatsoever]

[imafuckinpuppy]

Oh fuck yes

[vl4da]

By Agustín Alberdi.