Arbitrarinous

Anna. 26. Unemployed college grad. Recently dubbed adult. All around arbitrary person.

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Friend: are you okay?

Me: short answer or long answer?

Friend: short answer?

Me: no

Friend: long answer?

Me: noooooooooooooooooo

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*friend doesn’t reply* *panics*

*friend replies* *panics*

*doesn’t talk to friend* *panics*

*talks too much to friend* *panics*

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astrological signs in love

aries: likes to fall deeply in love with incredibly insecure people and have an explosively passionate, yet volatile relationship... but hey at least it's interesting

taurus: likes to pretend they're so heartless that they don't even know how to fall in love, fails terribly every time

gemini: likes to fall in (and out of) love with anyone and everyone that crosses their path, multiple times a day. confuses all their friends (and themselves tbh) to the point of not even listening when they talk about love

cancer: does not like to fall in love, does it very grudgingly, throws adorable temper tantrum when they get called out on it, sulks, repeat

leo: falls in love rarely. completely, 100%, OH MY GOD BARBARA CALL THE POLICE stuck in love when they do. painful to watch honestly, but shit it's cute

virgo: likes to fall in love with nerds. every. single. time.

libra: likes to fall in love way too fast and make a complete fool of their weirdo selves trying to woo their unsuspecting prey (endearing and surprisingly successful)

scorpio: likes to bullshit their way through multiple "serious" relationships for years and years until one day they realize that they're in love w their gross best friend... but in a cute way

sagittarius: likes to fall in love from afar and watch the object of their desire go about their daily life, hoping senpai will magically notice them in their quiet little world of reflection

capricorn: falls madly in love, shows it, "JESUS WHAT HAVE I DONE", terrifies self and lover with erratic, confused behavior, takes it all back, runs away, pines for months, tries to be friends again and act like nothing happened (until alcohol attacks)

aquarius: ?? ?!?! ?? ? :) !! ? :(

pisces: likes to fall in love with people who have fallen in love with them, basks in love's glow for a few months, realizes they just needed attention, formulates an escape plan

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[ladragonaria]

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

[passionsofaqueerlife]

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Currently obsessed with this song.

[420moshdad]

Studies show that if theres gonna be free food I will show up 100% of the time

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[canadad-deactivated20171111]

why would she sell sea shells by a sea shore when you can just pick them off of the ground for free that’s not how you run a business

[sharkchunks]

She’s sold sea shells by the seashore since shapely seashore seashells stay scarce. Since she sells superior shells searchers spend centuries searching for, seldom selling simple shells, so she still sustains solid savings.

[weedmonger]

[capslockapocalypse]

I couldn’t even read that in my head

[parasailin-deactivated20160307]

yes I know I’m sorry I was late but I put lotion on right before I left and it took me 20 minutes to get the door open

[cuteanimalspics]

Waiting for the vet

[ludicrouscupcake]

OooOOOH MY GOSH

[maudlingoblin]

please. please do yourself a favor and read this incredibly well-written and thrilling article, written by a woman who willfully sat in a TGI fridays for 14 hours, and ordered far too many mozzerella sticks, in order to see whether or not “endless appetizers” were truly endless.

i am not kidding you when i say that it is the best thing i’ve read in a long time.

[supnoah]

I regret opening up to some people and it just bugs me knowing there’s a few out there who didn’t even deserve to know me like that but do

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