I'm Done

Nothing will ever end well; So why even try

[officialtvhead]

if i was on queer eye

‪‪bobby: are you using your dirty clothes as a carpet‬?

‪tan: did you just say that you bought this when you were in middle school‬?

‪jonathan: the majority of your hair is split ends‬

‪antoni: ok so typically peanut m&ms are not a breakfast food‬

‪karamo: why are you crying i haven’t said anything yet‬

[pusheen]

[ethniccrying]

@August

Please…girl…I’m beggin you

[nevillegonnagiveuup-deactivated]

[nostalgiaunicorn]

“It is said a hero is only as good as their enemies. Thus, a good story has to have a well-written villain, somebody that earns respect. After all, what is a hero without a villain to challenge them?”

[stability]

[aidn]

i read this comic for the first time at like 8 years old and it holds up as the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen

[passusptsd]

Clap ur hands if some days you can’t stand to be touched and even if someone just sits too close to you it makes you want to carve all your skin off!! 👏🏻👏🏻

[fijiooz]

[urokuzu-chan]

[flaming-onigiri-deactivated2016]

Who is she?

[graceless-goddess-deactivated20]

Where’s her Vogue spread?

[simplyhomosexual-deactivated201]

HE is more than you could ever deserve.

[sebastiandebeste-archive-deacti]

in fifth grade i drew anime george washington

[grawly]

[maxofs2d]

[byrneing]

worst cooks in america is genuinely one of my favorite shows 

[zackisontumblr]

[yohji1999]

pure

[minimitchelsmaze]

She deserves the world

[taylorwifts]

soooooo I’m about to go suck a dick for the first time tbh so wish me luck

[taylorwifts]

update: what the fuck

[obama-biden-memes]

papercut and lemon juice

[itsagifnotagif]

I only think of myself in two ways: 

I am the shit

I am a shit

[justbadpuns]

Last time I was feeling stressed out, my friend told me “It could be worse. At least you’re not stuck in a hole in the ground filled with water.” I think he meant well.