My Blue Heaven

"I've found the world aint how it looks, and I learned it all from comic books!"-Sloppy Seconds

[ramenflavoredchaos]

For every Chun-li art I gotta draw Juri. Tis law.

[cosmonautroger]

Anthony Daniels, C3PO, Star Wars A New Hope, Tunisia, 1976

[noknowshame]

I know we’re all like lawless nonconformists but you really can’t be texting and driving. that’s one of the ones you’ve gotta listen to for real

[fostersffff]

"Yeah, you should have! If I hadn't told you not to destroy the Gaia, you would've never even known the pilot was your little girlfriend! She would've just been another downed pilot on your personal scoreboard and you wouldn't have given it a second thought! This is exactly what I was talking about with you and your delusions of heroism!

Wait, no, sorry, that's too cogent, what I meant to say was:"

[nitpickrider]

Nah, Nah, Delilah keep watching. You'll get to see a man blow it in real time.

Amazing Spiderman 425

[dberl]

What is UP with the weird typography here? Were they trying something new or what, because that stuff is INTRUSIVE.

[mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours]

[mitusss]

[sunderwight]

The problem with studying the deep ocean is that humans need light to look at things, the depths of the ocean are extremely dark, and what lives there is accustomed to spending most of its time in that darkness. So when we go down there with submersibles and turn on Big Lights to see, we invariably and dramatically alter what's going on, in the same way that it's generally difficult to observe the natural behaviors of terrestrial animals if you whip out a megaphone and shout HEY GUYS WHAT ARE YOU DOING at them first.

[adizzyninja]

A humble snubnose eelpout on its way to the whale fall buffet when some nearby humans give it a quick, unintrusive study:

[julianova44]

I put this in the comments but feel it needs a reblog- Check out some of Dr Edith Widder’s work on light in the deep sea! Among other things, she used the bioluminescence of stoplight fish to deduce wavelengths which most deep sea animals can’t perceive and used that to create light filters to be able to film with minimal disturbance! And that’s how we got 25 minutes of giant squid footage!!!!

[nightowlqueen]

[headspace-hotel]

Nothing on tiktok is this funny

[deckardbr]

[office-anomaly]

recent juris

[the-tao-of-fandom]

Honestly very funny how many Robin Hood adaptations deploy Richard Lionheart as a deus ex machina.

Like, "We don't know how to end this story? Uhhhhhhhhhh QUICK deploy Richard!" Like my man may have spent as little as 6 months of his reign in England. He's busy on his terrible Crusades. He may not even have spoken English. He does not caaaaare about Nottingham. Delightful

[memewhore]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.

that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hey anon

please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation

[liberalsarecool]

100% failure rate is Republican default.

[artdetrump]

[doctor-d00m]

Doom never surrenders