Albert Wesker Has A Fat Ass

I just think he’s neat. (18+)

[imaginealbertwesker]

Albert is such an ugly name

[mirandawesker]

Guys I have to admit something. 😩

[mirandawesker]

Me describing Albert Wesker:

[gorgoroth-deactivated20220130]

i can fix(neuter) him

[imaginealbertwesker]

Albert Wesker has a fat ass. Pass it on.

[enterprisegurl1701]

[eviltothecore13]

Don’t have to imagine it...

It’s canon.

[imaginealbertwesker]

yo how did i miss this

[imaginealbertwesker]

the idea of wesker pressing his lips near my ear and hissing at me to shut the fuck up just goes straight to my crotch

[imaginealbertwesker]

Wesker with nip piercings

um- yes please.

imagine having to battle him and, as per usual, goes on with his evil monologue but you’re too focused on his now permanently erect nips poking through his tight shirt

[imaginealbertwesker]

idk y’all. sometimes i really want wesker to pound me into the wall with his big fat stupid cock and other days i want him to meet me in a fast food parking lot to catch a roundhouse kick

[imaginealbertwesker]

now I’m thinking about Albert dropping his cat off for boarding while he goes away for a business meeting. he’ll have a cute lil backpack for them with all their fave treats and toys!!

[imaginealbertwesker]

It's name is lulu, short for Lucille <3

I am the big dumb. I thought we were talking about Negan and then I remembered Albert’s cat.

[imaginealbertwesker]

this response awakened something in me:

please don’t ask me where I got this from bc I genuinely do not know. tumblr? twitter? idk but it’s been in my gallery for far too long, just waiting for this very moment

[imaginealbertwesker]

Hi hello yes im new to wesker simping but i want him to purr out sweet praises between my legs thats all

damn, what is up with all this lewdness in my wholesome inbox.

anyways i want him to go absolutely feral on my cooch and overstimulate me until the only thing that leaves my mouth is drool and drunken babbling

[imaginealbertwesker]

Albert with an orange tabby cat.

[imaginealbertwesker]

i haven't looked here since 2016-2017 during the cursed egg asks and i now have whiplash

Sheesh- ya ain’t the only one. I’ve still got quite a bit of those in my inbox, but I can’t bring myself to delete them. I genuinely forgot how insane some of those entries were , lmao.

[imaginealbertwesker]

Imagine Wesker carefully closing all the blinds in his office before your "performance evaluation."

[imaginealbertwesker]

Complete panty saturation... NHAAAHHH~

[imaginealbertwesker]

I wish Wesker would wear a short sleeve turtleneck with a tiddy window.

[its-the-son-of-sparda]

Now that's interesting, let's try it.

[imaginealbertwesker]

i want him to wash my car so fucking bad