[shittowatch]

Kedi (2016)

[systlin]

So at work someone just brought up the Tide Pod thing as proof that kids these days are dumb and I pointed out the fact that the fad in the 1920′s was to swallow whole live goldfish (look it up, my grandparents told me about it years ago, it was a Thing.)

And of course some kids choked to death on live goldfish. 

He didn’t believe me until he looked it up on his phone. And then he was just quiet for a minute and said “Ok maybe people have just always done dumb shit” and the glow of victory is going to carry me until lunch. 

[systlin]

If any of you doubt me. 

and I lied it was 1940 so sue me

[beaucile]

[alvinsevile]

[slandv]

Via https://www.instagram.com/p/Bm8BDMbA8_M/

[petersonreviews]

Cate Blanchett in Manifesto, 2015

[garbo-laughs]

excuse me FUCK me

[weirdlandtv]

[blackqueerblog]

THIS 

[soloh]

Open relationships seem to be becoming more popular which is cool, but this should be kept in mind:

If your partner is allowed to flirt and mess around with other people, and you’re not, you’re not in an open relationship. You’re being strung along, manipulated, and emotionally abused by someone who wants to do what they want on their terms, and control you at the same time.

Get out.

[westafricanbaby]

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[theocseason4]

Those are cute jeans

You’re cute jeans

Those are mine?

No

Oh I thought you said “your cute jeans”

I did

Those are my jeans?

By Rupi Kaur

[markruffalo]

Welcome to the race, Senator Sanders! Glad to see you back.

[andren]

[cravings]

those people who say they’re ugly but actually they’re super attractive

[panlight]

Keeping Up With the Cullens - Episode 5, pt 3: Midnight Sun

[mockwa]

[toastoat]

wahoo!! hell yeah!!!

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Posts that changed the world pt. 2

[gstringofsuburbia]

billie joe armstrong is like…the definition of chaotic good. a prime example of this is the fact that one time at a green day concert this guy in the pit was harassing a young girl so billie stopped the show to help her. however, his way of doing so was to jump into the audience, dropkick the guy directly in the face, and then fight him in a crowd of screaming fans

[endoshan]

[shinypurplebuttons-blog]

This is missing the best part - when he saw the guy, he tried to be like “Dude, stop” and when the man didn’t stop pushing the girl around he screamed “Fine! You wanna fight? I’ll fucking fight you, then!” and leapt directly into the crowd

[milesyart]

There’s a reason Green Day was my favourite band in high school, and Billie Joe Armstrong is it.

[orciny]

Always reblog bisexual chaotic goods

[assigned-cryptid-at-birth]

bi(g) dick energy

[anotherknifeinmyhands]

 love this guy. 

[pumpkinpatcher]

I can’t even express in human words how much I love Green Day. There’s always some sort of problem with white guys in rock bands, be it racism/sexism/homophobia but thus far I haven’t seen them pull any of that shit. They’re just. I love them. 

[babyanimalgifs]