Daily life of a muggleborn

nice till provoked then ✨️Baboosh✨️

[imaginesofamuggleborn]

Imagine just asking for kinship proof from a pureblood

*PUREBLOOD*: I am the great great twice removed relative of the Blacks.

Muggleborn: Get me yer birth certificate. If it aint in English, google translate it then send the screenshot.

Pureblood: the what shot?

Muggleborn: Muggle magic.

[imaginesofamuggleborn]

The less updates I have on the author, the more I can romanticize my childhood.

Didn't get a Hogwarts letter. A letter from the career department of the Ministry will suffice.

[imaginesofamuggleborn]

Parents: We love all our children equally

Muggleborn: Hi, I am the problem child, nice to meet you.

[imaginesofamuggleborn]

I was told recently that "you look like someone who likes harry potter" and I'm not entirely sure if that was an insult or a compliment

[imaginesofamuggleborn]

Kinda just feel a bit sad for Remus who had to go through over all the stages of grief again, but in a millisecond, when he met Harry in train.

Here is this boy who looked exactly like his best friend, the boy who did not care of his blood status and of his condition. A boy who'd fight anyone he thought even insulted his friends or has put his friends' lives in danger with no care for his own. A boy who has lived through so much and yet not enough.

While Peter had the audacity to be the actual rat that he is.

[imaginesofamuggleborn]

Sincerely thinking that after the war, most Purebloods did try their best to compensate their relatives' shorthcomings, money wise. Me likes to believe they are just children after all who were pressured to choose sides. "My family or my friends" no one should have to choose. Also Hogwarts seriously need a guidance counselor team.

[imaginesofamuggleborn]

Applying for a job at ✨️Hogwarts✨️

(ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀsᴛ sᴇᴠᴇɴ ʏᴇᴀʀs ᴡᴀsɴ'T ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴛᴏ ғɪʟʟ ʏᴏᴜʀ ǫᴜᴏᴛᴀ ғᴏʀ ᴍᴏsᴛ ᴛʀᴀᴜᴍᴀᴛɪᴄ ʟɪғᴇ ᴇxᴘᴇʀɪᴇɴᴄᴇ)

Fresh grad: I believe I would be a great addition to this organization

Headmaster: *flips through resume* *immediately throws it in the fireplace* Are you a Death Eather whose extreme one sided love for the woman who chose another wants to haunt this halls and bully children for the fun of it?

Fresh grad: What

Headmaster: *takes of glasses* We're you sent the ministry to find my very obvious dubious practices as an educator?

Fresh grad: What

Headmaster: Does a partially deformed human face live on the back of your head and has gaslit you into thinking you'd have glory at the end of this?

Fresh grad: Headmaster, with due respect, I believe my skills would be a wonderful addition to this school

Headmaster: *sigh* Why would anyone sane want to work here?

[imaginesofamuggleborn]

Slytherins don't really have a problem with anyone. Just don't insult their families. To be fair, what kind of ungrateful child wouldn't offended if their family is insulted.

It's a fact that Hufflepuffs are actually worse than Slytherins cause the Purebloods got expectations left and right. Hufflepuffs? A bunch of muggleborns? Magic won't save you from the shame game. They learned from the best - ✨️emotional damage courtesy of their whole family✨️

[imaginesofamuggleborn]

Getting Sorted: 🦅

1st year: I think I'm smart?

Upper year: You're already at home then!

1st year: What do you mean?

Upper Year: You actually use your brain *looking at other Houses*

1st year: So to enter the other Houses we need a password

Upper Year: Yes

1st Year: But to enter ours they have to solve a riddle?

Upper Year: Yes

1st Year: How does that make sense???

Upper Year, trying very hard to relate: Hufflepuff has a very complicated entry way

1st year, frustrated due to lack of security: But ANYONE can enter if they even have a smidge of common sense and booksmarts!

Upper Year: *looking at prefects* well yes but-

1st Year: HOW DOES THAT MAKE SENSE????

1st Year: Why is our House named after a Raven but our insignia is a-

Upper Year: *has started to rethink their love of children* don't think too much about it

[imaginesofamuggleborn]

Imagine Snape having a soft spot for Muggleborns, in Slytherin, specifically

The nepotism is upped like twice

Points are times two

Older batches are very protective of muggleborns, pretending to be halfbloods, because thats, "my younger sibling you little shit" but "you're not actually siblings??", says that random ignorant.

"You wanna get hexed into the aether??" -says the older student

Rumor is "its because he (snape) never got over his love for Potter's mother and its his way of repenting"

But no

It reminds him of the happier parts of his chidhood

When there was no such thing as blood status

Just simply a close bond with two people

But, yeah, never hurts to make connections.

You never know when that muggleborn gets a good job high ranked enough to accept life-and-death favors

[imaginesofamuggleborn]

sʟʏᴛʜᴇʀɪɴs ᴏɴ ᴅᴜᴍʙʟᴇᴅᴏʀᴇ ɪs ʜɪs ᴠᴇʀʏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴏʙᴠɪᴏᴜs ᴅɪsʟɪᴋᴇ ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇᴍ

1ˢᵗ ʸᵉᵃʳ: ᵗʳᵒˡˡˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵍᵉᵉ ᵍᵒˡˡʸ ᵒᵘʳ ʰᵒᵘˢᵉ ⁱˢ ˡᵒᶜᵃᵗᵉᵈ ʷʰᵉʳᵉ? ᵒᶠ ᶜᵒᵘʳˢᵉ, ʷᵉ'ʳᵉ ᵍᵒᵗ ᵃᵍᵉˢ ᵒᶠ ᵐᵃᵍⁱᶜᵃˡ ᵃⁿᶜᵉˢᵗʳʸ ʷʰᵒ ᵉˡˢᵉ ʷᵒᵘˡᵈ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵏⁿᵒʷ ʰᵒʷ ᵗᵒ ᵖʳᵒᵗᵉᶜᵗ ᵗʰᵉᵐˢᵉˡᵛᵉˢ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢⁱᵇˡʸ ᶜᵒⁿᶠᵘˢᵉᵈ ᵗʳᵒˡˡ; ᵈᵉᶠⁱⁿⁱᵗᵉˡʸ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵃ ᵇᵘⁿᶜʰ ᵒᶠ 11-12 ʸᵉᵃʳˢ ᵒˡᵈˢ ᵇᵘᵗ ʷʰᵒ ᶜᵃʳᵉˢ!

2ⁿᵈ ʸᵉᵃʳ: ʷᵒʷ, ᵃ ʰᵒᵘˢᵉ ᶠᵘˡˡ ᵒᶠ ʰᵃˡᶠ-ᵇˡᵒᵒᵈˢ ᵃⁿᵈ "ᵖᵘʳᵉ" ᵇˡᵒᵒᵈˢ! ʸᵉᵃʰ, ˡᵉᵗˢ ᵖʳᵉᵗᵉⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵈᵃᵐⁿ ʰᵃᵗ ᵈⁱᵈⁿ'ᵗ ˢᵒʳᵗ ᵃᵇᵘⁿᶜʰ ᵒᶠ ᵃᵐᵇⁱᵗⁱᵒᵘˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ʷᵉˡˡ ᵐᵉᵃⁿⁱⁿᵍ ᵐᵘᵍᵍˡᵉᵇᵒʳⁿˢ ᵇᵉᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ᵒᵇᵛⁱᵒᵘˢˡʸ ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵏⁱⁿᵈ ᵒᶠ ᶜʰⁱˡᵈ ᵇᵒʳⁿᵉ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ⁿᵒⁿ-ᵐᵃᵍⁱᶜᵃˡ ᵖᵉᵒᵖˡᵉ ʷᵒᵘˡᵈ ᵉⁿᵈ ᵘᵖ ᵗʰᵉ "ᵉᵛⁱˡ" ʰᵒᵘˢᵉ.

3ʳᵈ ʸᵉᵃʳ: ⁱ ᵐᵉᵃⁿ, ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ, ʷᵉ'ᵛᵉ ᵍᵒᵗ ʰᵃˡᶠ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵃᵐ ⁱⁿ ᵐᵃˣⁱᵐᵘᵐ ᵖʳⁱˢᵒⁿ ᵇᵘᵗ ʰᵒʷ ᶜᵒᵐᵉ ᵖᵒᵗᵗᵉʳ ᵍᵉᵗˢ ᵗʰᵉ ᵍˡᵒʳʸ ʷʰᵉⁿ ʰⁱˢ ᵘⁿᶜˡᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ᵛᵉʳʸ ⁱˡˡᵉᵍᵃˡˡʸ ⁿᵒⁿ ʳᵉᵍⁱˢᵗᵉʳᵉᵈ ᵃⁿⁱᵐᵃᵍⁱ ᶜᵒᵐᵉˢ ᵗᵒ ᵗᵒʷⁿ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵇᵃʳᵉˡʸ ᵃ ˢˡᵃᵖ ᵒⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ʷʳⁱˢᵗ?

4ᵗʰ ʸᵉᵃʳ: ˡᵘᵖⁱⁿ ⁱˢ ᵖʳᵉᵗᵗʸ ᶜᵒᵐᵖᵉᵗᵉⁿᵗ. ᵇᵘᵗ ᵃˡˢᵒ ʷʰᵒ ᶜᵃʳᵉˢ ⁱᶠ ʰᵉ'ˢ ᵍᵒᵗ ᶜˡᵃʷˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ᶠᵃⁿᵍˢ? ᵃᵗ ˡᵉᵃˢᵗ ʰᵉ'ˢ ᵍᵒᵗ ᵃᶜᵗᵘᵃˡ ᵖʳᵃᶜᵗⁱᶜᵃˡ ᵉˣᵖᵉʳⁱᵉⁿᶜᵉ ʷⁱᵗʰ ᵃ ᵈᵃˢʰ ᵒᶠ ˢᵉʳⁱᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵃᵘᵐᵃ ᵇᵘᵗ ʷʰᵒ ᵈᵒᵉˢⁿ'ᵗ?

6ᵗʰ ʸᵉᵃʳ: ʲᵘˢᵗ ᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ᵐᵃˡᶠᵒʸ ᵃⁿᵈ ᶜᵒ. ᵏⁱˢˢᵉᵈ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᶠˡᵒᵒʳ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵗᵒᵃᵈ ʷᵃˡᵏˢ ᵒⁿ ᵈᵒᵉˢ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵐᵉᵃⁿ ʷᵉ ʷᵒᵘˡᵈ. ⁱ ʲᵘˢᵗ ʷᵃⁿⁿᵃ ᵍʳᵃᵈᵘᵃᵗᵉ ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ

7ᵗʰ ʸᵉᵃʳ: ᵃˡˡ ᵐʸ ᶠʳⁱᵉⁿᵈˢ ᵃʳᵉ ᵈᵉᵃᵈ

[zkharrypotterheadcannons]

Headcannon that on Christmas one of the muggle born students get a coffee machine and decides to bring it to Hogwarts, cuz they NEED it to function. Within a week, they are running a black market on coffee. Dumbledore and the other teachers say they don't know anything about it, but McGonnagall is always there at 8:00 to pick up her gingerbread latte. And Dumbledore I is always there for his Caramel Macchiato.

How did it not know I wanted this?.

[imaginesofamuggleborn]

Hogwarts elves were taught how to use the muggle magical machinery who somehow keeps the Professors sane enough not to cause direct bodily harm on students

Severus Snape: Prefers a cold brew, suprisingly with cream and lots of sugar, mostly for nostalgia sake but everyone in not Slytherin House began to "gift" him with sweets and who would have thought somehow they didn't get insulted for simply existing

Sprout: Matcha frappe all day every day. Sometimes a hot matcha latte on very cold days. Keeps up with her aesthetic.

Hagrid: Irish cream but don't tell Dumbledore its not completely PG-13 if I tell you about my cute three headed dog that's definitely not guarding that alchemist stone...they like lullabies and scritches.

[imaginesofamuggleborn]

School Equals Home

Home is where the 🌟danger🌟 is...

At somepoint, muggleborns just saw Potter and Co galavanting around Hogwarts and assumed,

"THERE IS A FCKN MONSTER ON THE LOOSE, YEAH? AND I AM A TARGET"

No one is safe

Money does not bring you protection out of Merlin's ashes

Friendships with Purebloods who are honestly DONE with the Blacks, are up there with the P A N I C Mode

Purebloods on Escapees from magical Alcatraz: Yeah, thats probs a great great something a few times removed relative

On the "Dark Lord is Back": Freakin Bellatrix is leading this shit, yeah? And Mrs. MALFOY is enabling it cause.. you know..family and all the deadly sucks the life out of you stuff

On "Why are we evil": the Dark Lord is a scam with necromancy gone down the drain

On "This is why that Genius Muggleborn is the brains, the Blood traitor is the brawn and occasional brain, Potter exists": A maze. A DEADLY trap I cannot tell outside our House cause you know, death is pretty scary

On the "War": Run.run.run.run.run 4 the hills.nonononononono, we're all gonna die HAHAHHAHAHAH

[imaginesofamuggleborn]

Hermione finds out about the RoR Club and tries to join

🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁

ᴇᴍᴘʜᴀꜱɪꜱ ᴏɴ *ᴛʀɪᴇꜱ*

🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁

Owner, Slytherin!MUggleborn: Here are pieces of paper and votes will be announced the end of the day.

Headboy, Gryffindor!Pureblood: Why can't we just count the votes on whoever is here now?

Headgirl, Ravenclaw!Pureblood: Because, you half wit, it wouldn't be fair to ones who've got class.

Owner: Also, I'll never hear the end of it.

Headboy: But we are the ones who get the final say, right?

Prefect, Halfblood!Hufflepuff, beaming: Nope! Owner gets that priveledge we just get influencing rights.

Headboy, slightly disturbed:...which one of you is the Slytherin?

Muggleborn #2, normal student: As a Gryffindor, I can assure you, I don't want her anywhere here.

Muggleborn #3, Slytherin: Are you lot all for that "the more the merrier trope"?

Halfblood #2, Gryffindor: Ew no. If we've got one of them here the rest of her entourage are sure to follow!

Pureblood #2, Slytherin: What's wrong with Granger?

Pureblood #3, Ravenclaw: Aside from the fact she's better than all of us with the Ravenclaws combined, gets house points for existing and somehow got her hands on a coveted Time-Turner, yeah, no.

Halfblood #3, Hufflepuff: You're just bitter she's the top of the class.

Headgirl: You're just bitter that your grades are nowhere near hers.

Pureblood #3: WHO WOULD NOT BE THOUGHT?! We've got all these resources and acces to even the forbidden section but the teachers pet get all the praise? That's complete Bull-

Owner, throws a book at student: Oy! No swearing. There are children present.

The students watching this dumpster fire of a meeting, thinking: We're all children here

Owner: Nonetheless, the final decision will come from me and everyones *stares into the soul of Headboy*

Headboy:

Owner: votes will be taken into account. Opinions on Granger's application shall be taken into account as well. Overall, once votes are written down, the paper will catch fire so make sure you vote wisely

✨️End of the Day✨️

Letter to Hermione:

𝓓𝓮𝓪𝓻 𝓜𝓼. 𝓖𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓻,

𝓘𝓽 𝓲𝓼 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓪 𝓱𝓮𝓪𝓿𝔂 𝓱𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓽 𝓽𝓸 𝓽𝓮𝓵𝓵 𝔂𝓸𝓾, 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓫𝓮 𝓪𝓬𝓬𝓮𝓹𝓽𝓮𝓭 𝓲𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓬𝓸𝓿𝓮𝓽𝓮𝓭 𝓡𝓸𝓡 𝓒𝓵𝓾𝓫. 𝓥𝓸𝓽𝓮𝓼 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓫𝓮𝓮𝓷 𝓶𝓪𝓭𝓮 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓶𝓮𝓶𝓫𝓮𝓻𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓑𝓸𝓪𝓻𝓭 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓹𝓮𝓪𝓼𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓼, 𝓪𝓼 𝓼𝓾𝓬𝓱, 𝓰𝓮𝓷𝓮𝓻𝓪𝓵 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓼𝓮𝓷𝓼𝓾𝓼 𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓾𝓵𝓽𝓮𝓭 𝓲𝓷 𝓪 𝓵𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓼𝓵𝓲𝓭𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓝𝓞.

𝓐𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓲𝓼, 𝓺𝓾𝓲𝓽𝓮 𝓯𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓴𝓵𝔂, 𝓪 𝓬𝓵𝓾𝓫 𝓸𝓷𝓵𝔂 𝓶𝓪𝓭𝓮 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓰𝓮𝓷𝓮𝓻𝓪𝓵 𝓹𝓾𝓫𝓵𝓲𝓬'𝓼 𝓶𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓪𝓵 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓮𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓵 𝓱𝓮𝓪𝓵𝓽𝓱, 𝔀𝓮, 𝓪𝓼 𝓶𝓮𝓶𝓫𝓮𝓻𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓡𝓸𝓡 𝓒𝓵𝓾𝓫 𝓑𝓸𝓪𝓻𝓭 𝓬𝓪𝓷𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓼𝓲𝓶𝓹𝓵𝔂 𝓭𝓲𝓰𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓼 𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓶 𝓼𝓾𝓬𝓱 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓭𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓬𝓵𝓾𝓼𝓲𝓸𝓷.

𝓢𝓾𝓬𝓱 𝓲𝓼 𝓽𝓻𝓾𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓼𝓽𝓾𝓭𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓼 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝔀𝓮𝓵𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓳𝓸𝓲𝓷. 𝓗𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻, 𝓫𝓪𝓬𝓴𝓰𝓻𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓭 𝓬𝓱𝓮𝓬𝓴𝓼 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓫𝓮𝓮𝓷 𝓶𝓪𝓭𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓸𝓻𝓸𝓾𝓰𝓱𝓵𝔂, 𝔀𝓮 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓬𝓵𝓾𝓭𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓴𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓪𝓹𝓹𝓵𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓷𝓽 𝓽𝓸 𝓳𝓸𝓲𝓷 𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓲𝓶𝓹𝓵𝔂 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓫𝓮𝓷𝓮𝓯𝓲𝓬𝓲𝓪𝓵 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓾𝓼. 𝓦𝓮 𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓯𝓮𝓻 𝓽𝓸 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓐𝓛𝓛 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓽𝓾𝓭𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓼 𝓫𝓮 𝓼𝓪𝓯𝓮, 𝓪𝓼 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓼𝓲𝓽𝓾𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷 𝓼𝓾𝓻𝓻𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓭𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓪𝓹𝓹𝓵𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓷𝓽, 𝔀𝓮 𝓬𝓪𝓷𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓼𝓲𝓶𝓹𝓵𝔂 𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓷 𝓪 𝓫𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓭 𝓮𝔂𝓮.

𝓨𝓸𝓾 𝓶𝓪𝔂, 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼𝓮, 𝓪𝓹𝓹𝓵𝔂 𝓪𝓰𝓪𝓲𝓷 𝓪𝓯𝓽𝓮𝓻 6 𝓶𝓸𝓷𝓽𝓱𝓼.

𝓢𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓵𝓭 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓷𝓮𝓮𝓭 𝓮𝔁𝓽𝓻𝓪 𝓱𝓮𝓵𝓹 𝓲𝓷 𝓻𝓮𝓰𝓪𝓻𝓭𝓼 𝓽𝓸 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓼𝓽𝓾𝓭𝓲𝓮𝓼 𝓶𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽 𝔀𝓮 𝓼𝓾𝓰𝓰𝓮𝓼𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓵𝓲𝓫𝓻𝓪𝓻𝔂.

𝓢𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓻𝓮𝓵𝔂,

𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓡𝓸𝓡 𝓒𝓵𝓾𝓫

[imaginesofamuggleborn]

Hogwarts

It may not be the safest place

The background check on potential staff must be little to none

The grading and collective points giving might not be as fair as they'd like you to believe

The Safety is questionable

Staff employment is questionable

But its HOME

The gretest place on earth as long as youdont expect too much

Corruption is still a thing

[moth-doe]

If you were interested in any kind of polytheistic ancient mythology you’re gay now I don’t make the rules

[imaginesofamuggleborn]

Imagine setting up an internet café

Muggleborn #1, apprenticed under a certain higher batch Muggleborn who bypassed the anti-Muggle "magic" spell: We are now open for business!

Muggleborn #2: How did you even get permission to do this?

Muggleborn #1: How does anyone get permission to do possibly illegal shit? :)

Bribery was involved. Mostly several trips to the Forbidden forest for stuff. Snape was suprisingly agreeable as long as, "no one is to lose House points and have their grades suffer"

He also assisted in persuading the Board

A power point presentation was needed to convinced the Muggle Studies Prof

"This is not in the curriculum!"

"But madam it could be helpful to not have Purebloods hate our guts for being less that what their parents' taught them is truth!"

Muggle Studies professor, "convince me and I'll think about it" a.k.a the hardest person to convince

Mcgonagall and Flitwick had the time of their lives with the set up

Professor Sprout helped with the drinks and food part

Lockhart was used for marketing then banned from setting foot anywhere near it (unspoken rule)

Umbridge was none the wiser - cat treats and toys were given to Mrs. Norris, Filch was taught Muggle magic and snitches get a howler from home

"Everythings got magic in it. This is just a bit different" - the Muggleborn who was tasked to distract Filch; has the patience of a saint

School Board of Directors a.k.a investors were given a certain unspecified percentage from the profits

Ministry of Magic got the BS excuse of, "I haven't got a clue what you're talking about" - from current students and from alumni

There are no evidence to make a case with, the Headmaster/mistress approved it

"For educational purposes"

Only Year 3 and above are allowed access per Muggle law (Prefects are very serious in upholding this)

Once a 5th Year tried to sneak in their Year 1 sibling got a 6 months ban from using clubs involved with the Café

Café employees had to deal with Snape for that one

It was painful