I picked up a pen, I wrote my own belligerance

christine. female. piece of shit

[stinson-png-deactivated20210103]

“Girls want a Superman, but they walk past a Clark Kent every day”

You fuckin CLOWNS think you’re a CLARK KENT? Not on my fuckin watch. You dumb, headass motherfuckers are barely a Guy Gardner and you think you’re a CLARK KENT? The amount of disrespect is unreal.

[bairnsidhe]

Listen here, wannabes: My boi Clark is 240 lbs of PURE KANSAS BEEF trained from a young age by Ma Kent to Love and Respect women as the Intelligent, Independent beings they are.  He is shy rambling about tractors and casually moving the copy machine when my pen falls behind it and he would NEVER demand I be sexually or romantically interested just because he’s nice.

Y’all ain’t Clark Kent.

[hafael-archive]

I just wish we met the way normal people meet…

[arcadeigannon]

the sequel trio in the falcon with leia: mcdonalds! mcdonalds! mcdonalds! leia: there’s food at home the trio, muttering: i fucking hate this family

the sequel trio in the falcon with han: mcdonalds! mcdonalds! mcdonalds! han: [pulls into drive thru] the trio: [cheering] han: one black coffee please

the sequel trio in the falcon with luke: mcdonalds! mcdonalds! mcdonalds! luke:  mcdonalds! mcdonalds! mcdonalds!

[bob-belcher]

[thebootydiaries]

when i catch myself lurking someone i’m supposed to be forgetting

[tastefullyoffensive]

Left.

[lesbianvenom]

honestly just imagine if rey handed luke the lightsaber and he just fucking threw it off a cliff like byeeeeee

[guccijoker-moved]

the jedi must come to an end YEET

[melisica]

[bitchcitrus-deactivated20231030]

Mom: hows college going?

Me:

[bitchcitrus-deactivated20231030]

update:

[choped]

[kind-cult]

is this not a cooking show

[falsedetective]

9am saturday morning: “i’ve got the whole day, i’m gonna get so much done”

1pm saturday afternoon: still in my pajamas, on my 4th cup of coffee, deep in thought about generic subversion, censorship, and post-colonialism in 2000 animated gay romance “the road to el dorado”

[vis-uh-vis]

i love chris traeger

[hollowtones]

basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.

if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out. 

unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

These words scan with a fantastic degree of confidence considering that together they make no sense at all

[alistair-button]

Everything you need in one spot

[i-m-snek]

[bratlincelebrini]

you: candle in the wind, elton john

me, an intellectual: 5000 candles in the wind, andy dwyer

[stranger-dustin]

And for the moments the boys on set, with their silly crushes, became tiresome, Brown could turn to Winona Ryder. “I would just go to her like, ‘Ugh, the boys are getting on my nerves today!’ And she’d be like, ‘Got it — come sit.’ And we’d eat cheese.“

- Millie Bobby Brown for W Magazine (quote)

[clarkent]

most relatable power rangers moment: when they collectively agreed that they would all gladly die for billy cranston