believe in the hail mary

lucas, 28, he/him, when god closes a door, he throws a sword through a window (previously bluesunlight12)

[jortsskorts]

Live demo

[kendrawells]

Chil got it for him

[skopostheorie]

[skinks]

I love that thing when people get a little bit tongue-tied and garble what they’re trying to say so they make a little “blegh” 👅 noise and start over. verbal reset button. hitting the top of the tv to unscramble the signal

[netscapenavigator-official]

You should be starting a recipe book. I don't give a shit if you're only 20-years-old. The modern web is rotting away bit by bit before our very eyes. You have no idea when that indie mom blog is going down or when Pinterest will remove that recipe. Copy it down in a notebook, physically or digitally. Save it somewhere only you can remove it. Trust me, looking for a recipe only to find out it's been wiped off the internet is so fucking sad. I've learned my lesson one too many times.

[brains-escaping-vats]

It also lets you add your own notes to the recipe. All the little things that the original took for granted or you discovered work better.

All my grandma’s recipes had addendums like this. We sadly lost most in a flood, except for ones I had taken pictures of.

So also scan your recipe book into the cloud for double protection!

[hyba]

I have loved the idea of a family recipe book for years. Definitely a big goal for me, but I'm still looking for the perfect journal to use.

[ourimpavidheroine]

My late wife did this, writing them down in a blank recipe book she found on sale. She died, unexpectedly, but we still had it, in her own handwriting. All of her recipes, all of her notes, including which of our kids liked things or which things they didn't like and how she adjusted the recipes. How much she loved us and loved nourishing us, in her own words.

It's priceless. I use her recipes, all the time. I've added my own.

Don't wait for the perfect journal. Trust me. Just start writing them down.

[qqueenofhades]

I appreciate all us Tumblr oldsters absolutely roasting that "do you have any friends 4x your age" poll, truly.

[riotgrrrlgerardway]

computer. die young by kesha. loud enough to kill

[teaboot]

"I don't believe Tarot is real, but it does work"

Expand on that, king (genuinely curious)

I feel like…

okay, so it’s a lot like conceptual art, or like introspective meditation, at the risk of sounding pretentious

Like. It’s not so much about “the cards are a portal to a higher wisdom that knows more than me” thing- it’s more of a, “given the symbols drawn, could I interpret them posing a question or possibility or suggestion?” Followed by, “is this applicable to my current context? COULD it be?”

Like.

I don’t lay out á tarot hand and say “ah yes, the devil and the tower, I am about to be betrayed”

But I MAY lay out a hand and say, “okay, devil and the tower. Something treacherous and danger. Am I approaching a treacherous or risky situation in my life? What might be a tipping factor? Am I being deliberately reckless? Maybe I should spend some more time working on X project I’ e been thinking of before spending money on it” or “you know what, I HAVE been kind of uncomfortable with X thing, I should say something” or “yeah okay I KNOW Tom from work sucks to work with, I KNOW, yeah maybe I should consider ways of handling that”

Less of a magic oracle, more of a tool for doing literary analysis on real life. Like simplifying everything and laying it out flat so I can gain some distance to untangle my problems without in-your-head crap like projected feelings and social obligation getting in the way and muddying the waters.

So like. I don’t think tarot cards can legit tell the future, but I DO think that self-reflection, mindfulness, and consideration sometimes allow us to predict and calculate our own circumstances.

So, IMO- It’s not real. But it works

If that makes sense

[wiittyusername]

I think the funniest thing Toby Fox could do is not have Papyrus show up in Deltarune at all and then in the post credits after you you beat the game you'd see a message appear that says "you can now play with Papyrus" and then he'd be retroactively inserted into every single chapter like some kind of new game+

[wiittyusername]

It would look like this

[muddypolitics]

[OC] SOMEDAY A MORTICIAN GETS TO SUPERGLUE HIS LIPS SHUT, Seen in Cleveland

[cringecorp]

they say you can't pour from an empty cup but i've been doing it my whole life and aside from all of these mysterious ailments it's working out great for me

[nicothespy]

do people still gaf about phm or am i late to the party

[nicothespy]

do people still gaf about phm or am i late to the party

[wirelessmousegirl]

Dating an incomprehensibly large megastructure girl is interesting because she will send you pics of endless halls and chasms of impossible geometry on scales that threaten to break you fragile perception of reality in 2 taken from security cameras miles above the ground and then respond with something like ">///////////////////////////////<"

[meanbuddhist]

i’m hiding worse, more secret emotions behind my big and obvious ones

[halondrus]

[tiredadventurer]