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[tvvigjuice]

ISTG SVSSS NEEDS A PG18 ANIMATED SHOW

[imahumandumpling]

hOW do you get through these so fast????

[tvvigjuice]

Dude… I read that last year…

[imahumandumpling]

???????

[tvvigjuice]

ISTG SVSSS NEEDS A PG18 ANIMATED SHOW

[imahumandumpling]

hOW do you get through these so fast????

[briannathestrange-deactivated20]

A real, actual, I-am-not-fucking-lying-to-you-this-truly-happened moment from the Christmas special Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa

[5weekdays]

ricky: great-grandma, you always know just what to say!

ricky’s great-grandma: dohuhohohwhehelghuhohokesynohehCHRISTMAS huahhahohoho

[hiddendriver]

I thought of this while i was driving today and almost drove into my mailbox

[darkmoron]

It’s that time of year again

[combat-the-rat]

wei wuxian: wow lan zhan looks like his wife died!

buddy care to explain where you’ve been for the past 13 years

[the-mad-prince-of-denmark]

[thecheatinghomunculus]

from today's entry:

[bluecygnets]

Wei WuXian grinned, “I thought your shocking arm strength was trained by this.” Lan WangJi, “There was no punishment. But it was still trained by this.” Wei WuXian wondered, “Why would you do handstands if you’re not punished?” Lan WangJi stared straight forward, “It calms the mind.” Wei WuXian was right beside Lan WangJi’s ear, his voice almost like a hook, “Then what exactly was it that made the icy HanGuang-Jun feel less than calm?” Lan WangJi looked at him without saying anything.

— Chapter 114: Family Banquet, Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation translation from Exiled Rebels Scanlations

(official art by Qianerbai featured in the published Korean translation of the novel)

[starrys-moving-her-blog]

usamericans living in houses made out of paper set an impossible standard of masculinity for angry men in other countries

[tastylemonbread]

kyoulle (french kyle) downing a nicotine redbull and attempting to put a hole through the thousand year old cobblestone wall in his bedroom

[boxofdicks-deactivated20260225]

This issue came to light when in Jersey shore: family vacation when the gang went to Italy and fuckhead Mike slammed his head into an 800 year old concrete wall full speed expecting it to be upstate NY plywood and got a neck injury and looked like this the rest of the season

[heymacy]

gallavich + text posts i've reblogged (pt. 2/?)

[haunted-phantom-student]

The Onion Headlines: Ian & Mickey Edition

[ikuneko]

Just received the sweetest smol watercolor babies from @foxyjoy-art ~🩵💛

Little qilin Lan Yuan is so happy to have become friends with baby tiger Jin Ling 🦄🐯 This came so much cuter than I could have expected, and I know how adorable Foxy's chibis are 🥺💞

[viralfrog]

[citizenquacks]

[shuravf]

Modern AU outfits series

7) Lan Sizhui

8) Lan Jingyi

[neo--queen--serenity]

Everyone talks about how embarrassing the wangxian confession was in the Guanyin temple, but I would argue that Jin Guangyao and Lan Xichen's messy, public divorce should be competing for the title of "most awkward for hapless bystanders."

Because sure, Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian were being shamelessly cuddly, but Jin Guangyao—the man who was revealing his supervillain masterplot bit by bit throughout this altercation—spent a portion of that time on his knees in front of Lan Xichen with a tearful, "it's not true baby let me explain," routine—during which you can physically see Lan Xichen yo-yo in real-time between fully buying into jiggy's excuses, then snapping himself out of it with a colorful spectrum of emotions that are definitely in contrast with the Lan family precepts.

What's worse, not only are Jin Guangyao and Lan Xichen essentially two of the biggest celebrities of the cultivation world, but most of the cultivators present actively work for Jin Guangyao. That is their boss ugly crying on the floor trying not to fumble the man they are actively holding as their prisoner.

wangxian's PDA crimes pale in comparison to whatever the fuck xiyao was putting them through.

[qiu-yan]

out of all the Takes That Boggle The Mind, the take that "jiang cheng deliberately sabotaged wang and xian! he knew lan wangji loved wei wuxian but deliberately misled wei wuxian into thinking lan wangji hated him!" has to be one of the takes that Boggles the most. you're ascribing to jiang cheng a proficiency in LWJ-specific telepathy no one in canon save lan xichen and maybe lan qiren possesses.

[tsippi]

shameless is such a fever dream, like wdym he's banging his boss, who's twice his age? wdym his girlfriend's making him do her mum so they can have a baby? why are they screwing every 10 minutes?

No clue what Shameless is, so I can’t help with that, but know that you have my greatest sympathies for your plights.

[imahumandumpling]

it's a show. lots of violence and sex scenes, but I usually skip the banging. why is the dad gay now.

[homunculus-argument]

When it comes to people you saw once and still sometimes think about, I sometimes recall this one young Romani woman I saw in Helsinki. She was dressed in the traditional finnish Romani costume, with long half-tied hair curled in the way Romani women do, the big gold earrings that nobody else could pull off, a lacy puff-shouldered frilly blouse (very traditional), and a big, bulky, floor-length velvet skirt (very traditional). I would like to stress that so far, nothing I have described is unusual or even remarkable for finnish Roma, this is just how they dress. She just caught my eye because she was remarkably pretty, tall with an absolutely regal posture, and having a playfully dramatic argument with her friend and a Roma man of about her own age (the ladies vs. him, he was losing).

However, the thing I noticed which still lives in my head rent free is the fact that as she moved around, I noticed that under her long, heavy, thick extremely traditional black velvet skirt, she was wearing clear plastic sparkling goddamn glitter stripper heels.

I hope she's still living her best life, wherever she is.

[tsippi]

Those skirts are Romani? Huh, I never knew. Saw them around sometimes and figured it was just an obscure fashion I wasn’t clued into, but this actually makes a lot more sense! Thank you, Homunculus_Argument, for providing me with information I didn’t have previously.

[imahumandumpling]

oh that explains why my mum always looked at them weird. I though she just hated the fashion

[homunculus-argument]

Wait are y'all from Finland and never put together that a distinctly dressed, distinctly presenting subsection of people, who pride themselves on their tight-knit communities and not compromising their own ways and customs in order to appease wider society, are their own distinct minority people?

Or are you getting something else mixed up with something else and I am completely wrong in being confused by you being confused here. Are we all talking about the same things.

[imahumandumpling]

I'm not from Finland, but my parents came for work reasons in my teenage years. I thought it was just some form of traditional clothing, which in hindsight, was somewhat ignorant of me

[homunculus-argument]

When it comes to people you saw once and still sometimes think about, I sometimes recall this one young Romani woman I saw in Helsinki. She was dressed in the traditional finnish Romani costume, with long half-tied hair curled in the way Romani women do, the big gold earrings that nobody else could pull off, a lacy puff-shouldered frilly blouse (very traditional), and a big, bulky, floor-length velvet skirt (very traditional). I would like to stress that so far, nothing I have described is unusual or even remarkable for finnish Roma, this is just how they dress. She just caught my eye because she was remarkably pretty, tall with an absolutely regal posture, and having a playfully dramatic argument with her friend and a Roma man of about her own age (the ladies vs. him, he was losing).

However, the thing I noticed which still lives in my head rent free is the fact that as she moved around, I noticed that under her long, heavy, thick extremely traditional black velvet skirt, she was wearing clear plastic sparkling goddamn glitter stripper heels.

I hope she's still living her best life, wherever she is.

[tsippi]

Those skirts are Romani? Huh, I never knew. Saw them around sometimes and figured it was just an obscure fashion I wasn’t clued into, but this actually makes a lot more sense! Thank you, Homunculus_Argument, for providing me with information I didn’t have previously.

[imahumandumpling]

oh that explains why my mum always looked at them weird. I though she just hated the fashion