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have you considered. (at this point i think i’m a MXTX blog)

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guys how bad of whiplash do you think i’m going to get from reading erha back to back with the fish mpreg

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“i asked Grok” “i asked ChatGPT” well i asked myself and i frankly don’t know either but i could also just try which is a pretty reliable solution

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i love reading mxtx fics and there’s a side character which has literally the exact same name as a character from another mxtx series with like… one different letter.

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i like fish 🐟

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LIKE ARE WE SERIOUSLY THIS IS SO PRETTY

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Finally finished hualian ^^ 🌸🦋

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hey so this is possibly my favourite artist ever

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“i’m a girl” “i’m a boy” yeah well i am quantum physics. what now.

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Shen Yuan, having met Yue QingYuan literally twice: what’s next, do you need me to collect three crystal shards for you? oh, should i follow the path? what, is there rumours of disappearing people near the old mine shaft? do you need me to find your dead wife? is it dangerous to go alone, take this?

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mxtx extras who trip on air staring at the thousand foot leap they’d need to jump to reach their conclusions: yeah i can make that.

mxtx protagonists who are all renowned for their martial prowess when it comes to the half an inch gap they need to cross to realize LBH, LWJ, or HC is in love with them:

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currently watching the one piece live action to hype myself up to watch over 1000 episodes of anime and i’m dying because

“they must’ve been planning this for months.”

bestie they dont even know each other. months? try negative two seconds. these guys have said maybe a collective nine sentence to each other, most of which being “go away”.

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shen yuan, being brought into lou binghe’s dream: i’m honoured to be here but actually hell no.

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Ming Fan taking running leaps at his conclusions:

Shen QingQiu: hey so what.

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the best part about disciple era MDZS fanfiction is that authors can just start making up lan rules.

genuinely how would i know.

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evil demon on Qiong Ding peak about to challenge three people to a fight and hit someone with an incurable disease:

Shen QingQiu: holy shit girl do you need shoes

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developing a stutter trying to say Qi QingQi and Ning YingYing mxtx what is this

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reminder that xie lian has canonically said the words “abandoned the plot”

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the amount of times matt says “six or seven” in the mighty nein campaign is frankly frightening.

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liam, every time it’s his turn: caleb is going to cast a spell and run away very far and panic