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erm… me when i ☝️ (at this point i think i’m a danmei blog)

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“how hard was it to simply say sorry? no wonder no one wanted him”

mo ran four chapters ago you got a boner from smelling him in a coffin.

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erha is actually so funny, first 19 pages and we’ve already got the year of the cock and balls, this guy’s great at sex btw, “look my puppy! he’s all grown up! yay dog! oh and he’s dead now btw- LETS PEEL A GRAPE!” and xue meng going “wouldnt i say? i’d say go fuck yourself!”

like i know this series isnt all sunshine and rainbows but

“bro let’s not, be real your shizun has definitely already been being through it atp WOAH WHAT WHO SAID THAT.”

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i love seeing edits of random Korean men because i don’t know jack about k-pop but my fyp seems quite sure i do

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just read fullmetal alchemist volume zero.

what do you mean Ed passing the state alchemist exam is what made Shou Tucker chimera his wife.

hey Hiromu Arakawa.

what do you mean Ed was the catalyst.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN.

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when you’re on ao3 and somethings tagged ‘dubious consent’ or ‘dom/sub undertones’ but you kinda gotta just sit there thinking undertones?? dubious??? because wdym undertones that is straight dom/sub and IM SORRY FYM DUBIOUS THATS STRAIGHT NONCON

HUH??

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i just read a fic that called He Xuan ‘black water submerging boats’ unironically and i think i need some time to recover

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guys how bad of whiplash do you think i’m going to get from reading erha back to back with the fish mpreg

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i love reading mxtx fics and there’s a side character which has literally the exact same name as a character from another mxtx series with like… one different letter.

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i like fish 🐟

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LIKE ARE WE SERIOUSLY THIS IS SO PRETTY

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Finally finished hualian ^^ 🌸🦋

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hey so this is possibly my favourite artist ever

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“i’m a girl” “i’m a boy” yeah well i am quantum physics. what now.

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Shen Yuan, having met Yue QingYuan literally twice: what’s next, do you need me to collect three crystal shards for you? oh, should i follow the path? what, is there rumours of disappearing people near the old mine shaft? do you need me to find your dead wife? is it dangerous to go alone, take this?

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mxtx extras who trip on air staring at the thousand foot leap they’d need to jump to reach their conclusions: yeah i can make that.

mxtx protagonists who are all renowned for their martial prowess when it comes to the half an inch gap they need to cross to realize LBH, LWJ, or HC is in love with them:

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currently watching the one piece live action to hype myself up to watch over 1000 episodes of anime and i’m dying because

“they must’ve been planning this for months.”

bestie they dont even know each other. months? try negative two seconds. these guys have said maybe a collective nine sentence to each other, most of which being “go away”.

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shen yuan, being brought into lou binghe’s dream: i’m honoured to be here but actually hell no.

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Ming Fan taking running leaps at his conclusions:

Shen QingQiu: hey so what.

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the best part about disciple era MDZS fanfiction is that authors can just start making up lan rules.

genuinely how would i know.